Notices, Wanted Posters and Grave Inscriptions in The Witcher 3
What hangs on notice boards, is written on wanted posters and carved into gravestones, in full and sorted by region.
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Baron Palmerin of Launfal's coat of arms
Baron Palmerin of Launfal's coat of arms
On the world map · Toussaint
On the world map · Velen/Novigrad
Listen up!
Listen up!
If you stop paying protection, or if you get it in your heads to cut down the buggers we've hanged, you'll meet the same fate as them.
That's what happens to folk who cross the Velen Brothers.
Dear Brunwichians!
Dear Brunwichians!
The Eternal Fire has shone down upon us and driven off the evil spirits haunting our chapel and cemetery. I'm thus declaring mandatory labor duty for all villagers, who need report at the Old Chapel and help repair it so it may be fit for worship once more. Anyone unable to lend a hand to the repairs will need to buy off their duty in species.
The Ealdorman of Brunwich
The Oxenfurt Curia of the Church of the Eternal Fire hereby grants a dispensation from the
The Oxenfurt Curia of the Church of the Eternal Fire hereby grants a dispensation from the duty of conducting worship in the Chapel of the Eternal Fire to the residents of the following villages: Brunwich, Erde and Heddel. For reasons as yet unexplained, foul powers have overtaken these villages' holy site, befouling the church's majesty and tainting its sacred ground. Until a professional exorcist can be summoned, the above-listed settlements are advised against visiting their cemetery and the adjacent chapel.
Father Wilhelmius Eie
Office of the Oxenfurt Curia
Looking to Purchase Eggs
Looking to Purchase Eggs
Will buy harpy eggs for top coin. Important: please do not wash the eggs!
Nicolas Vogel, Vikk Watchtower
Turn Back, Traveler! Beyond here lies Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back, Traveler! Beyond here lies Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back! Before ye lie Dangers most Foul! This be Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back! Before ye lie Dangers most Foul! This be Deadwight Wood!
From this Road there be no return! Yonder lies Deadwight Wood!
From this Road there be no return! Yonder lies Deadwight Wood!
Announcement
Announcement
Let it hereby be known that the village of Heddel has, for reasons unknown to all save the gods, been scourged with a plague of monstrous spiders. Give it then wide berth, even if you're road leads straight through - for else you shall never your destination reach afore the beasts devour you.
Let it also be known the prefecture has begun seeking the root cause of this matter and will make all reasonable efforts to free the village from this evil.
Signed: Alec Silberstein
Prefect
Announcement
Announcement
Let it hereby be known that the village of Heddel has been cleansed of the bloodthirsty spiders heretofore afflicting it. Surrounding settlements, however, remain at risk, so be you ever vigilant whilst traveling the region.
Let it also be known that all Heddel villagers damaged by the spiders may report to the prefecture to receive aid subsidies for the rebuilding of damaged buildings.
Signed: Alec Silberstein
Prefect
Call for Volunteers for the Village Watch!
Call for Volunteers for the Village Watch!
Some foul devil spawn's cropped up in the Buckholt hills. The beast kills men and cattle in the fields, so we've got to strengthen the ranks of our mighty Village Watch, lest it (the beast, mind) ravage all our cows, sheep, grandmums and weans. Any healthy man with a few wits about him and a full set of arms and legs should come to the Watch's headquarters, which this week's the inn in Yantra (in a week's time we'll move to another such public house)
Commander of the Village Watch, Waldo Smith
Warning!
Warning!
If anyone's lost a wean or a piglet or the like, you needn't be overly surprised, for nekkers've cropped up in the fields near Miller's Lake. Any healthy man not in a hurry to leave this life had best put off his harvest till a witcher comes calling, for these nekkers are ravenous critters able to gobble a grown man afore he feels the first nibble.
The Ealdorman of Brunwich
Miller Seeks Apprentice!
Miller Seeks Apprentice!
Looking for an apprentice to lighten me load a tad, for ever since the fields round the lake were cleaned of those little nekker buggers' nests, I've had so much work, sweat's pouring down me arsecrack in rivers. Room and board'll be provided.
Matrim of Lower Mill
Let it be known that the Oxenfurt sewers have been closed until further notice.
Let it be known that the Oxenfurt sewers have been closed until further notice.
Signed: Colonel Albrecht Hockenhole, Redanian Army 2nd Ranged Infantry Division
The Spice Merchant - 1212, by E. van der Knoob, oil on canvas
The Spice Merchant - 1212, by E. van der Knoob, oil on canvas
Et in Kovir Ego - N. Boussin, 1210, oil on canvas
Et in Kovir Ego - N. Boussin, 1210, oil on canvas
Still Life - J. de Varvari, 1222, oil on canvas
Still Life - J. de Varvari, 1222, oil on canvas
The Battle of Anghiari - 1206, by V. da Linci, oil on canvas
The Battle of Anghiari - 1206, by V. da Linci, oil on canvas
A Vessel Leaving Port - 1220, by Z. Burner, oil on wood
A Vessel Leaving Port - 1220, by Z. Burner, oil on wood
MISSING
MISSING
Tamara Strenger, daughter of the Bloody Baron!
Presumed kidnapped
Hearty reward for whoever finds her or brings her in!
MISSING
MISSING
Anna Strenger, wife of the Bloody Baron!
Presumed kidnapped
Hearty reward for whoever finds her or brings her in!
Officers' Club
Officers' Club
Exclusively for active-duty soldiers from the higher ranks.
Full regimental dress mandatory.
Announcement
Announcement
By order of the commander of the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp, the residents of Claywich and Oreton are hereby ordered to report to Wastrel Manor to perform labor for the Empire. Lists of designated residents and their assigned days of service have been given to the ealdorman. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Having heard the testimony of both the defense and the prosecution, the Military Court in
Having heard the testimony of both the defense and the prosecution, the Military Court in Novigrad has sentenced this individual to death by hanging for acting as an agent for a foreign power.
The removal of the condemned's body for burial in a marked grave is strictly forbidden.
Let it hereby be known that the Military Court in Novigrad has found
Let it hereby be known that the Military Court in Novigrad has found
Josef of Ghelibol, son of Wilmar
guilty of fleeing the field of battle.
Punishment for his crimes shall be delivered in the form of death by hanging.
By the power of His Royal Majesty, King Radovid V, the Military Court in Novigrad has sent
By the power of His Royal Majesty, King Radovid V, the Military Court in Novigrad has sentenced the pitiful slime known as
Berg of Maribor
(may his name be cursed for all eternity)
to death by hanging for spying on behalf of Nilfgaard.
By order of the Military Court in Novigrad this man has been found guilty of fleeing the f
By order of the Military Court in Novigrad this man has been found guilty of fleeing the field of battle and endangering the lives of his brothers in arms.
He has been sentenced to death by hanging.
This verdict is not subject to appeal.
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for spreading defeatism, falsehoods
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for spreading defeatism, falsehoods and slander regarding the person of His Royal Majesty, Radovid V, King of the North.
The Court-Martial called into being by His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis' Imperial Dec
The Court-Martial called into being by His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis' Imperial Decree 15/124E52/1271 has found
Adalbert aep Viktor Muis
GUILTY
of the crime of
DESERTION
The condemned is hereby sentenced to death by hanging.
Let it also be known that the family of the condemned hereby loses all right to the deceased's pension and shall have their citizenship rights revoked for a period of five years.
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found this man guilty of the crime of
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found this man guilty of the crime of
DESERTION
committed when he abandoned his weapon and dishonorably fled the field of battle. As per the dictates of the Nilfgaardian Military Codex, he has been sentenced to death by hanging. May his name fall into oblivion for all time.
This man has been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and
This man has been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and rape.
May his rotting carcass serve as a warning to others who contemplate trespassing the Nilfgaardian Empire's laws.
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Mart
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Martial, this individual has been found guilty of treason and spying on behalf of Redania.
A sentence of death by hanging has been issued.
Villbur aep Millis Epsivar, born Franz Gillert, alias "Nicolarse," has been found guilty o
Villbur aep Millis Epsivar, born Franz Gillert, alias "Nicolarse," has been found guilty of spying on behalf of foreign governments and sentenced to death by hanging.
Signed: Faramund aep Rebbe var Coehlien, Presiding Judge, Nilfgaardian Court-Martial
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
Dragomir, son of Anastasius
GUILTY
of betraying his oath of loyalty to his new rightful ruler, Emperor Emhyr var Emreis, by eavesdropping on conversations between imperial soldiers while serving in the Army Group 'Center' canteen and by then passing on reports of said conversations to spies in the service of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The condemned is hereby sentenced to death by hanging, said sentence to be carried out immediately upon issue of the present verdict.
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated for the benefit of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The punishment shall be carried out immediately upon issue of this verdict.
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed r
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and rape.
May their rotting carcasses serve as warnings to others who contemplate trespassing the Nilfgaardian Empire's laws.
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Mart
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Martial, these individuals have been found guilty of treason and spying on behalf of Redania.
They have been sentenced to death by hanging.
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
Bartholomew, son of Cesare
guilty of betraying his oath of loyalty to his new rightful ruler, Emperor Emhyr var Emreis, by poisoning the well used by Army Group 'Center' Camp II.
This act of heinous sabotage resulted in the death of five soldiers.
The traitor is hereby sentenced to death by hanging.
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated fo
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated for the benefit of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The punishment shall be carried out immediately upon issue of this verdict.
Be Warned!
Be Warned!
Some backstabbing cowards have deserted Crow's Perch and now prowl these lands in small bands of a few yellow-bellied cutthroats each.
Travelers passing through - keep on your guard.
Glad Tidings!
Glad Tidings!
Our kin and kind have been rescued from captivity & are on their way home. We're particularly thrilled to be getting our blacksmith back.
To the mysterious wanderer who saved them from their misfortune - you have our profound thanks.
Notice
Notice
May it hereby be known that the ferry has renewed its activities and is ready to transport men and goods once more.
Caution!
Caution!
A large contingent of traitors has deserted the Imperial Army camp. Their betrayal has made them outlaws and common bandits.
Until the deserters are caught and punished, it is prudent to avoid any and all contact with them.
Flee this place!
Flee this place!
The coasts are crawling with monsters!
If you value your life, head inland at once!
Be Ye Warned!
Be Ye Warned!
The Nilfs control the other side of the Pontar!
Steer away!
As a result of an incident of a racial nature,
As a result of an incident of a racial nature,
Percival Schuttenbach has moved his shop to Mahakam.
We invite all our loyal customers to visit us on Mount Carbon.
Percival Schuttenbach and Field Marshal Duda, Jewelers
Percival Schuttenbach and Field Marshal Duda, Jewelers
Where every ring is that special ring.
Due to the ongoing hostilities, all faculties and departments of the Oxenfurt Academy have
Due to the ongoing hostilities, all faculties and departments of the Oxenfurt Academy have been closed, and the institution's privileges revoked.
The student body is hereby conscripted into the Redanian Army, with exceptions granted only to philosophers, whose constitutions make them unfit for any practical activity whatsoever, as well as medics and herbalists, who are required to report to the field hospital at once.
Long Live King Radovid!
The Fire Cleanses!
The Fire Cleanses!
Brothers and Sisters - join us at Devil's Leap!
Traveler! Beware of Pirates!
Traveler! Beware of Pirates!
Their camps dot the coast like murderous pustules.
-a well-wisher
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
The pirates have been defeated and the boatyard's producing once more. Experienced shipwrights needed at once.
Those looking to hire on - see the master boatbuilder.
Look to the depths to be lifted up
Look to the depths to be lifted up
Announcement
Announcement
By order of the commander of the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp:
Residents of the villages of Midcopse and Blackbough are hereby required to report to the camp near Midcopse in order to perform labor for the Empire. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Lists of designated residents and their assigned days of service have been provided to the village ealdormen.
Announcement
Announcement
The inhabitants of the villages of Downwarren and Lindenvale are hereby ordered to report to the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp to perform labor for the Empire. Lists of assigned residents and their designated days of service have been provided to the village ealdormen. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Commander, Army Group 'Center' Camp
The Puffins Present:
The Puffins Present:
Concerts and Delights
Private Performances
Amusements for Children
And much, much more!
Discounts for return customers.
Vespula's Laundry! We clean everything but your pockets! Drop your trousers off today, pic
Vespula's Laundry! We clean everything but your pockets! Drop your trousers off today, pick 'em up clean as new tomorrow!
Bring your children to Marabella's School for Tots
Bring your children to Marabella's School for Tots
where they will learn reading, writing and respect for the gods!
We charge no fees, but welcome donations from all.
Your generosity is what keeps us going.
The Kingfisher Inn
The Kingfisher Inn
proudly invites you to
nightly performances by
Priscilla, the Callonetta!
Guaranteed to tug every heart string!
Grand Opening of the Chameleon Cabaret!
Grand Opening of the Chameleon Cabaret!
Live music, world-renowned stars and the best food in Novigrad! Come one, come all!
Triss Merigold, witch and harlot
Triss Merigold, witch and harlot
is wanted for the practice of black magic and conspiracy against the crown.
Information leading to her capture will be rewarded.
The necromancer and witch Philippa Eilhart has been declared a public enemy.
The necromancer and witch Philippa Eilhart has been declared a public enemy.
Information leading to her capture will be rewarded.
The gods have heard the land's cry
The gods have heard the land's cry
its people's long wait is over
King Radovid will save the North!
On the world map · Velen/Novigrad
On the world map · White Orchard
The Redanian Army needs you now!
The Redanian Army needs you now!
Enlist and become a Hero of the North!
On the world map · Velen/Novigrad
On the world map · White Orchard
Odrin & Friends – Bottlemen
Odrin & Friends – Bottlemen
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION! Like nothing you've ever seen!
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION! Like nothing you've ever seen!
The delightful new comedy from the producers of
"Everything you always wanted to know about dwarves but were afraid to ask"
Come and delight!
Madame Irina and the Foxen Present: The hottest Comedy of the Season!
Madame Irina and the Foxen Present: The hottest Comedy of the Season!
A CHANGELING RESCUED, OR THE WITCHER'S TRIUMPH
Starring the Witcher himself!
Weep for lost love! Swoon at heart-wrenching tragedy!
Weep for lost love! Swoon at heart-wrenching tragedy!
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION
The newest spectacle by Madame Irina and the Foxen!
Ill-fated love! Magic! Broken vows! Dopplers!
Ill-fated love! Magic! Broken vows! Dopplers!
A CHANGELING RESCUED, OR THE WITCHER'S TRIUMPH
The newest spectacle by Madame Irina and the Foxen!
Closed for Stocktaking
Closed for Stocktaking