Notices, Wanted Posters and Grave Inscriptions in The Witcher 3

Caroleena Staheera

"What’s the pleasure in slaughtering a weakling? If you wish to draw blood, draw it from a king.”

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Kritt the Petit

Famed host of afternoon salons, where games, bottled cheese and trampolining were the order of the day

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Pavel Svierchynsky

Traveler
Loved to come and go
Was killed by the children he abandoned

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Cinnga Krez'el

Artist and Alchemist
Could kill foes with a single gaze and stop time. Dreamed of traveling to other worlds

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Madeleine Sadd'kovska and Matias Bylsky
She a ballerina, he a voltigeur

Partied so hard, they perished from exhaustion

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Stanilavus Yust

Produced a great deal and died of overproduction

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Pavel Sasco

A man of small stature and enormous spirit
Was a hearty and fiery dancer. Sadly, he forgot to eat – and perished.

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Gregor Sadinsky

Athlete extraordinaire
Liked to carry great weights, but got a little carried away

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Martin Blah'ha

"Told you I was sick."

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Rafael Yaky

A man who would never stoop, not even for peashont groshy

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Gerome la Marten

Equerry to the duquessa

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Pablo O'Hotzky

"Do not be sad because of people. They will all die."

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Mayo Mayevksy

Known as the “Gamer’s Gamer”
Told things like they were before it was popular. That’s what killed him.

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Mateo G'ollyck
The Wizard of Moo'cap Tower

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Arkadius Borovvik

Lived to a ripe old age
In fact, he lived so long, he died of boredom

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Antonio Ekkles

A giant among men
Conveyer of deep thoughts

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Martin Mihalsky

Mage and artist
Could move mountains

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Her lies Ola, mother of Plegmund, taken from us too soon
Protect us, o Lebioda, from the torment of preprodcution!

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Susanna Cherr'nakovska

The first Ducal Wine Taster
Lived to a ripe old age, sipping the best of Beauclair’s beverages all the while

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Igor von Sar'zynsky

Every inch an artist

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Bartolomeo Novak

Brought smiles to people’s faces

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Lukas Schepankovsky

Died on his own blade while trying to show his knightly brethren his expert swordsmanship

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Charles Pyz'yack

Felt 60% was not enough, so he gave 61%. Behold the result.

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Urshulla Chapnic

Relentless in her pursuit of perfection

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Séverin Ervauville

Carpenter
"All I need’s a sliver, and I can make you a better table than you’ve ever dreamed of!"

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Katarine Vladyka

The loveliest redheaded creature to ever walk upon Beauclair’s soil

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Steeve "Steffy" Kny'bihlie

He was supposed to be a killer, but became an artist

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Anabella and Gwidon de la Tourre

Art Patrons
Killed by a poison apple

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Jacob de Chamois

b. 1186
Neither drank nor smoke, yet still up and died.
Good riddance. May the Prophet Lebioda give him a noogie in the afterlife.

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Pavel "Banana" Panasyuk

Creator of pumpkinball – a game popular in Angren, in which teams strive to toss pumpkins into baskets

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Bartolomeo C'eslycky

Comedian
Could make even a dead fish laugh

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Lenna de Manillani Grazia

Princess from a far-off land who could force light to bend to her will

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Kaytoni Kapustinsky

Knew how to brighten up even the cloudiest day
Be Prepared!

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Martin Yanishevski

Master Armorer
Forger of the best plate this side of the Yaruga

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Natalie Mrooz

Duches Ademarta’s court sorceress
Granted the wishes of the common folk

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Andrew Sto'ppa

Ducal intermediary
Lover of Nilfgaardian spice biscuits

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Kristof Lippka

Musician
Virtuoso in every key

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Peter Kryss'yk

Alchemist
Was able to raise the dead

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Magdallena Zy'yh

Writer
Stabbed to death by a jealous lover

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Martin Pshybylovi'ch

Composer
In truth it was he who composed "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"

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Caroline Nyev'eglovska
Believed it was possible to reach a satisfying agreement with anyone. Died while negotiating with a charging fiend.

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Lucca Horr'zelsky

A "hockeyist."

Skated upon lakes, stopping others from knocking coal into special nets. Froze to death.

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Matiey Pyetrass

A sculptor of time and space

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Primislav Staheera

So strenuously did he the hill descend, his nap thereafter did never end

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Count Bartollo var Ochmann

"The night before keeps knocking, my head weeps from its constant stalking."

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Lucas Babb'yel

Honorary blood donor. Gave five liters to a vampire, then perished.

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Sar'rah Gruemm'er

Left home and died

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Sebastien Callemby

Leader of a hanse noted for its graceful movements
"Pain is fleeting, glory is forever"

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Antoine de Faint-Exuperly
Known as the Big Prince
1200-1244

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Lucas Slyvva

Mistook Belhaven for Roggeven
Warped time and space

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Roberto and Yustinna Malynosky

They loved each other to death

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Dominique Gonsierovsky

Loved accounting tables. That was the death of her.

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Jymm Morrisonn

Conjuror. Half man, half lizard

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Pierre Montcresson-Melleroy II
Bard, cook, ping-pong player

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Michael Novakovsky

Art patron
Stuck his big nose in everywhere

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Monique Glyn'necka

One-legged dancer
Rumored to have been a succubus. Yet who’s ever seen a succubus with only one hoof?

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Conrrad Tomashckievich

Made up stories and bossed people around, when all he ever really wanted in life was to fly

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Gaspar "Daffi" Shymchak

Ladies’ Man
Enjoyed walking the streets of Beauclair at night, belting out Nilfgaardian ballads
His diction put the most distinguished actors to shame

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Margaret Stzepcovska

Artiste
Died from an overextension of the mandibles, thinking she was a cow

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Primislavus Voojc'yk

Heroic hunter of insects and pests

Spent his whole life exterminating bugs, now he lies in the earth among them

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Jacob Voznyackovsky

Might not have been the smartest, might not have been the fairest, but he always gave a solid 60%

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Tomash Marhevkin

Warrior
Died fighting with word and blade

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Paulla "Tekla" Lukievska

Alchemist and painter
Discovered a new species of hedgehog, Paulis Teklis

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Martina Lippins'ka

Engineer and pug lover
Solved the most obtuse technical problems in all the duchy with the grace of a ballerina

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Pablo Vilcoss

Tilled the fields of Beauclair
Died to the sound of music
Spoke enthusiastic if ungrammatical Nilfgaardian

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Here lies Milton de Peyrac-Peyran

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Private chamber of the Right Honorable Members of the Gwent Friendship Society of Beauclair. May they always draw their best!

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Here lies Iocaste

A Noble and Beautiful Creature

A victim of mankind's insensitivity and lack of respect for the laws of nature

MCCXCV

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Patrick Moulins
Talked himself to death.

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Martin Blanche
Head of the Beauclair League of Bards

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Philippe Tisserand
Collector of witcher blades (only had one, but tried very hard)

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Christian Currit
Mistranslation, misunderstanding, misfortune

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Nicolas Suède
"C’mon, one more for the road!"

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Caroline Satire
”Just what don’t you f***ing understand, you f***ing c**?!” she said to her cat when it refused to fetch a stick, working her into a fatal rage

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Marquis de Daniche
"Wait, wait, I can explain everything..."

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Raphaël de Jean
"The new recruits always march in the front lines.”

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Sarah Fauconnier
"Don’t drink that!"

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Paul de Saxe
Died at his post

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Antoine Suprême
Joined one fight too many...

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Alessandro Boretti
The most famous Beauclairois in all Redania

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Michel Tauste
Architect of the impossible

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Julie Voleseine
Really, really wanted that little panther...

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Tomas Moreau, professor
Ellas k'havani allder aen Dol Naev'de, ellas allder n'corrason. Glorsann a'Aelirenn.

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Pablo Markovky

Herbalist
Died of a professional error – gorged on poisonous plants

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Mathieu Thomas

Died while playing cards

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Alexandre le Bien-Aimé

Died while attempting to rob Jacob the woodcutter

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Boris Pugnace-Moral-Fétiche

Bitcher

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Matthias l'Inutile

Came to Beauclair penniless.
Died a rich man’s death.

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Michel Madeille

Knight

Fought battles on many fronts, but returned to croak in his homeland’s bosom

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Arnaud Hapenique

This dangerous killer long evaded the law.
Died in prison, convicted of tax evasion.

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Madeleine Ziche

Died hunched over her ledger, muttering, “Just one more table”

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Blaise Augustin

Philosopher
Stared at the stars once too often

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Jean-Luc Picard
Great commander
Even greater man

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Prémec Savini

Died during a hunger strike

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Matthias Douda

Knight
Kind-hearted to friends, vicious to enemies

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Bartolomé de Hautemain

Died searching for the Promised Land

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Dominique Gonché

Slave driver

Fell during an uprising of her "charges"

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L'Hirondelle

Princess from a land far across the seas

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Christophe Ch'oo

Traveled from Thedas to the Continent. Found it so much to his liking, he stayed until he died

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Grégoire le Semeur

Taken too soon to the city of night

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Martin Calicot

Killed by his own ambition

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Damien Moumoute

Killed by some fellow named Bill

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Luc le Chanceux

Professional cattle wrangler

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Gaspard de la Nuit

Perished suddenly and unexpectedly

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Amélie Colat

Came from far-off Azeroth and died during a hanse’s raid

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Pierre "Maybe" and Alexandra "Perhaps"

Barely knew each other, and their love was all the deeper for it

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Pierre the Crooked Nose

Steward of stewards

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Grégoire l'Avare

Stabbed by an unsatisfied customer

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Arcadius Borovique

Actor, singer, ladies’ man

One day folk just couldn’t take it anymore

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David Triage

Died as he lived – quietly

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Gavroche

Fell to the ground

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Thomas Carotte

Huckster
Always wanted to come to his own funeral – and did

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Pablo Cy'emyenevsky

Corrected people often. Too often, as it turns out

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Pablo Sabb'ick

Knight and handyman
There was no foe he couldn’t unseat nor door he couldn’t fix

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Neimak Nap

Mortuus Quia Dolor Ani

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To All Those Who Perished For Their Duchy

We Remember

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Fennix Devy'ant
Hannya Qubbyack
Pierre Framboise

Together they lived, together they created and together they died.
"Louder!"

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Casspar Niepockoolchynsky

Architect

"Hm, I don't understand, what's the problem here? You ask me, in my opinion, when you look at it from this angle, it's not half bad."

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Agness Bedd'narska

Administrator
Always graceful and elegant in bawling out bumblers and blowhards.

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[text smeared] … and may Jean-Luc be struck down and his bowels devoured by cholera, for he is a lecher and harlotsbrood like few others.

Bastien

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Please bless Mummy with good health, Great Lebioda! Make her well and make her never get so awful pissed again.

Antoinette

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Let me be beautiful, shapely, alluring and always youthful. And may lice gnaw on that strumpet Maria's fat hiney.

Babette

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Lebioda, Blessed be Thy Name - please let my son Julien reach Kovir safely. Let him find a little lady at last, one well-born and with ample tracts of land.

Pascal

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O Great Lebioda! Make my fields yield bounties and save them from floods and drought (but only my fields, mind you, my neighbor has had enough luck of late.)

Gaston

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[text smeared]... already asked Melitele, I've been to the druids, and nothing! So maybe you, Great Lebioda, will hear my prayer! I want to be old, ugly and fat, for I'm sick and tired of staring at all these fair folk. They're as dull as ditchwater. I, at least, aspire to be interesting.

Quentin

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Verily I say unto you: give alms to the poor. Yet deposit not a whole watermelon upon a beggar's lap, but merely half, lest the beggar's joy strike him with apoplexy.

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Do not unto thy neighbor what thou thyself deemest unpleasant, unless thy neighbor hath done thee sorely wrong and rife with vileness were his deeds.

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Remember to seek moderation in all things, in drink and vittles and the pleasures of the flesh, for whosoever shall abuse these pleasures shall awake the next morn in great pain, with a pounding head and a wilted member.

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Thou shalt always speak the truth, unless the truth is not well-served by being spoken, in which case, thou shalt lie.

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Epitaph
King Divethaf

Here lies our father.
He died so that others may live.

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