Notices, Wanted Posters and Grave Inscriptions in The Witcher 3
What hangs on notice boards, is written on wanted posters and carved into gravestones, in full and sorted by region.
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Here lieth the mortal remains of
Here lieth the mortal remains of
Florian Verrieres
who died childless in the flower of his youth, stricken by apoplexie while hunting.
May Melitele forgive him his sins against nature and its laws.
Beware!
Beware!
Bandits calling themselves "Temeria's Soldiers" are hiding in the nearby woods. They have been declared outlaws and a threat to the Emperor's subjects. Assisting or sheltering them in any way will be summarily punished to the fullest extent permitted by imperial law.
On behalf of the Emperor of Nilfgaard - Captain Peter Saar Gwynleve
Wanted: honeycombs. Will pay top coin. Large quantities welcome.
Wanted: honeycombs. Will pay top coin. Large quantities welcome.
Tomira, the herbalist
NOTICE
NOTICE
A great many ghouls and other foul eaters of the dead prowl near the village.
Our patrols will do their best to eradicate this evil.
Until that task is done, avoid all travel through these lands.
Directive Number A/280/IX
Directive Number A/280/IX
Burying the bodies of hanged deserters and rebels is hereby strictly forbidden. Anyone caught trying to cut down hanging corpses will be summarily executed.
General Mairwen Rhosyn, viceroy of the Province of Temeria.
Arm in Arm
Arm in Arm
Against the Black Swarm
Honor
Honor
Courage
Loyalty
Redania
Forward!
Forward!
Together we shall build a new order!
Here lies the witcher Antares, laid to rest in his family tomb by request of Ignatius, lor
Here lies the witcher Antares, laid to rest in his family tomb by request of Ignatius, lord of Castle Verrieres.
Listen up!
Listen up!
If you stop paying protection, or if you get it in your heads to cut down the buggers we've hanged, you'll meet the same fate as them.
That's what happens to folk who cross the Velen Brothers.
Dear Brunwichians!
Dear Brunwichians!
The Eternal Fire has shone down upon us and driven off the evil spirits haunting our chapel and cemetery. I'm thus declaring mandatory labor duty for all villagers, who need report at the Old Chapel and help repair it so it may be fit for worship once more. Anyone unable to lend a hand to the repairs will need to buy off their duty in species.
The Ealdorman of Brunwich
The Oxenfurt Curia of the Church of the Eternal Fire hereby grants a dispensation from the
The Oxenfurt Curia of the Church of the Eternal Fire hereby grants a dispensation from the duty of conducting worship in the Chapel of the Eternal Fire to the residents of the following villages: Brunwich, Erde and Heddel. For reasons as yet unexplained, foul powers have overtaken these villages' holy site, befouling the church's majesty and tainting its sacred ground. Until a professional exorcist can be summoned, the above-listed settlements are advised against visiting their cemetery and the adjacent chapel.
Father Wilhelmius Eie
Office of the Oxenfurt Curia
Looking to Purchase Eggs
Looking to Purchase Eggs
Will buy harpy eggs for top coin. Important: please do not wash the eggs!
Nicolas Vogel, Vikk Watchtower
Turn Back, Traveler! Beyond here lies Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back, Traveler! Beyond here lies Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back! Before ye lie Dangers most Foul! This be Deadwight Wood!
Turn Back! Before ye lie Dangers most Foul! This be Deadwight Wood!
From this Road there be no return! Yonder lies Deadwight Wood!
From this Road there be no return! Yonder lies Deadwight Wood!
Announcement
Announcement
Let it hereby be known that the village of Heddel has, for reasons unknown to all save the gods, been scourged with a plague of monstrous spiders. Give it then wide berth, even if you're road leads straight through - for else you shall never your destination reach afore the beasts devour you.
Let it also be known the prefecture has begun seeking the root cause of this matter and will make all reasonable efforts to free the village from this evil.
Signed: Alec Silberstein
Prefect
Announcement
Announcement
Let it hereby be known that the village of Heddel has been cleansed of the bloodthirsty spiders heretofore afflicting it. Surrounding settlements, however, remain at risk, so be you ever vigilant whilst traveling the region.
Let it also be known that all Heddel villagers damaged by the spiders may report to the prefecture to receive aid subsidies for the rebuilding of damaged buildings.
Signed: Alec Silberstein
Prefect
Call for Volunteers for the Village Watch!
Call for Volunteers for the Village Watch!
Some foul devil spawn's cropped up in the Buckholt hills. The beast kills men and cattle in the fields, so we've got to strengthen the ranks of our mighty Village Watch, lest it (the beast, mind) ravage all our cows, sheep, grandmums and weans. Any healthy man with a few wits about him and a full set of arms and legs should come to the Watch's headquarters, which this week's the inn in Yantra (in a week's time we'll move to another such public house)
Commander of the Village Watch, Waldo Smith
Warning!
Warning!
If anyone's lost a wean or a piglet or the like, you needn't be overly surprised, for nekkers've cropped up in the fields near Miller's Lake. Any healthy man not in a hurry to leave this life had best put off his harvest till a witcher comes calling, for these nekkers are ravenous critters able to gobble a grown man afore he feels the first nibble.
The Ealdorman of Brunwich
Miller Seeks Apprentice!
Miller Seeks Apprentice!
Looking for an apprentice to lighten me load a tad, for ever since the fields round the lake were cleaned of those little nekker buggers' nests, I've had so much work, sweat's pouring down me arsecrack in rivers. Room and board'll be provided.
Matrim of Lower Mill
Let it be known that the Oxenfurt sewers have been closed until further notice.
Let it be known that the Oxenfurt sewers have been closed until further notice.
Signed: Colonel Albrecht Hockenhole, Redanian Army 2nd Ranged Infantry Division
The Spice Merchant - 1212, by E. van der Knoob, oil on canvas
The Spice Merchant - 1212, by E. van der Knoob, oil on canvas
Et in Kovir Ego - N. Boussin, 1210, oil on canvas
Et in Kovir Ego - N. Boussin, 1210, oil on canvas
Still Life - J. de Varvari, 1222, oil on canvas
Still Life - J. de Varvari, 1222, oil on canvas
The Battle of Anghiari - 1206, by V. da Linci, oil on canvas
The Battle of Anghiari - 1206, by V. da Linci, oil on canvas
A Vessel Leaving Port - 1220, by Z. Burner, oil on wood
A Vessel Leaving Port - 1220, by Z. Burner, oil on wood
MISSING
MISSING
Tamara Strenger, daughter of the Bloody Baron!
Presumed kidnapped
Hearty reward for whoever finds her or brings her in!
MISSING
MISSING
Anna Strenger, wife of the Bloody Baron!
Presumed kidnapped
Hearty reward for whoever finds her or brings her in!
Officers' Club
Officers' Club
Exclusively for active-duty soldiers from the higher ranks.
Full regimental dress mandatory.
Announcement
Announcement
By order of the commander of the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp, the residents of Claywich and Oreton are hereby ordered to report to Wastrel Manor to perform labor for the Empire. Lists of designated residents and their assigned days of service have been given to the ealdorman. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Having heard the testimony of both the defense and the prosecution, the Military Court in
Having heard the testimony of both the defense and the prosecution, the Military Court in Novigrad has sentenced this individual to death by hanging for acting as an agent for a foreign power.
The removal of the condemned's body for burial in a marked grave is strictly forbidden.
Let it hereby be known that the Military Court in Novigrad has found
Let it hereby be known that the Military Court in Novigrad has found
Josef of Ghelibol, son of Wilmar
guilty of fleeing the field of battle.
Punishment for his crimes shall be delivered in the form of death by hanging.
By the power of His Royal Majesty, King Radovid V, the Military Court in Novigrad has sent
By the power of His Royal Majesty, King Radovid V, the Military Court in Novigrad has sentenced the pitiful slime known as
Berg of Maribor
(may his name be cursed for all eternity)
to death by hanging for spying on behalf of Nilfgaard.
By order of the Military Court in Novigrad this man has been found guilty of fleeing the f
By order of the Military Court in Novigrad this man has been found guilty of fleeing the field of battle and endangering the lives of his brothers in arms.
He has been sentenced to death by hanging.
This verdict is not subject to appeal.
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for spreading defeatism, falsehoods
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for spreading defeatism, falsehoods and slander regarding the person of His Royal Majesty, Radovid V, King of the North.
The Court-Martial called into being by His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis' Imperial Dec
The Court-Martial called into being by His Imperial Majesty Emhyr var Emreis' Imperial Decree 15/124E52/1271 has found
Adalbert aep Viktor Muis
GUILTY
of the crime of
DESERTION
The condemned is hereby sentenced to death by hanging.
Let it also be known that the family of the condemned hereby loses all right to the deceased's pension and shall have their citizenship rights revoked for a period of five years.
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found this man guilty of the crime of
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found this man guilty of the crime of
DESERTION
committed when he abandoned his weapon and dishonorably fled the field of battle. As per the dictates of the Nilfgaardian Military Codex, he has been sentenced to death by hanging. May his name fall into oblivion for all time.
This man has been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and
This man has been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and rape.
May his rotting carcass serve as a warning to others who contemplate trespassing the Nilfgaardian Empire's laws.
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Mart
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Martial, this individual has been found guilty of treason and spying on behalf of Redania.
A sentence of death by hanging has been issued.
Villbur aep Millis Epsivar, born Franz Gillert, alias "Nicolarse," has been found guilty o
Villbur aep Millis Epsivar, born Franz Gillert, alias "Nicolarse," has been found guilty of spying on behalf of foreign governments and sentenced to death by hanging.
Signed: Faramund aep Rebbe var Coehlien, Presiding Judge, Nilfgaardian Court-Martial
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
Dragomir, son of Anastasius
GUILTY
of betraying his oath of loyalty to his new rightful ruler, Emperor Emhyr var Emreis, by eavesdropping on conversations between imperial soldiers while serving in the Army Group 'Center' canteen and by then passing on reports of said conversations to spies in the service of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The condemned is hereby sentenced to death by hanging, said sentence to be carried out immediately upon issue of the present verdict.
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated for the benefit of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The punishment shall be carried out immediately upon issue of this verdict.
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed r
These individuals have been sentenced to death by hanging for the crimes of theft, armed robbery and rape.
May their rotting carcasses serve as warnings to others who contemplate trespassing the Nilfgaardian Empire's laws.
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Mart
By the authority of Imperial Decree 724/15ET54G/1271 issued by the Nilfgaardian Court-Martial, these individuals have been found guilty of treason and spying on behalf of Redania.
They have been sentenced to death by hanging.
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
The Nilfgaardian Court-Martial has found
Bartholomew, son of Cesare
guilty of betraying his oath of loyalty to his new rightful ruler, Emperor Emhyr var Emreis, by poisoning the well used by Army Group 'Center' Camp II.
This act of heinous sabotage resulted in the death of five soldiers.
The traitor is hereby sentenced to death by hanging.
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated fo
This individual has been sentenced to death by hanging for acts of sabotage perpetrated for the benefit of the enemy kingdom of Redania.
The punishment shall be carried out immediately upon issue of this verdict.
Be Warned!
Be Warned!
Some backstabbing cowards have deserted Crow's Perch and now prowl these lands in small bands of a few yellow-bellied cutthroats each.
Travelers passing through - keep on your guard.
Glad Tidings!
Glad Tidings!
Our kin and kind have been rescued from captivity & are on their way home. We're particularly thrilled to be getting our blacksmith back.
To the mysterious wanderer who saved them from their misfortune - you have our profound thanks.
Notice
Notice
May it hereby be known that the ferry has renewed its activities and is ready to transport men and goods once more.
Caution!
Caution!
A large contingent of traitors has deserted the Imperial Army camp. Their betrayal has made them outlaws and common bandits.
Until the deserters are caught and punished, it is prudent to avoid any and all contact with them.
Flee this place!
Flee this place!
The coasts are crawling with monsters!
If you value your life, head inland at once!
Be Ye Warned!
Be Ye Warned!
The Nilfs control the other side of the Pontar!
Steer away!
As a result of an incident of a racial nature,
As a result of an incident of a racial nature,
Percival Schuttenbach has moved his shop to Mahakam.
We invite all our loyal customers to visit us on Mount Carbon.
Percival Schuttenbach and Field Marshal Duda, Jewelers
Percival Schuttenbach and Field Marshal Duda, Jewelers
Where every ring is that special ring.
Due to the ongoing hostilities, all faculties and departments of the Oxenfurt Academy have
Due to the ongoing hostilities, all faculties and departments of the Oxenfurt Academy have been closed, and the institution's privileges revoked.
The student body is hereby conscripted into the Redanian Army, with exceptions granted only to philosophers, whose constitutions make them unfit for any practical activity whatsoever, as well as medics and herbalists, who are required to report to the field hospital at once.
Long Live King Radovid!
The Fire Cleanses!
The Fire Cleanses!
Brothers and Sisters - join us at Devil's Leap!
Traveler! Beware of Pirates!
Traveler! Beware of Pirates!
Their camps dot the coast like murderous pustules.
-a well-wisher
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
The pirates have been defeated and the boatyard's producing once more. Experienced shipwrights needed at once.
Those looking to hire on - see the master boatbuilder.
Look to the depths to be lifted up
Look to the depths to be lifted up
Announcement
Announcement
By order of the commander of the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp:
Residents of the villages of Midcopse and Blackbough are hereby required to report to the camp near Midcopse in order to perform labor for the Empire. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Lists of designated residents and their assigned days of service have been provided to the village ealdormen.
Announcement
Announcement
The inhabitants of the villages of Downwarren and Lindenvale are hereby ordered to report to the Nilfgaardian Army Group 'Center' camp to perform labor for the Empire. Lists of assigned residents and their designated days of service have been provided to the village ealdormen. Those caught evading their duties shall be flogged.
Commander, Army Group 'Center' Camp
The Puffins Present:
The Puffins Present:
Concerts and Delights
Private Performances
Amusements for Children
And much, much more!
Discounts for return customers.
Vespula's Laundry! We clean everything but your pockets! Drop your trousers off today, pic
Vespula's Laundry! We clean everything but your pockets! Drop your trousers off today, pick 'em up clean as new tomorrow!
Bring your children to Marabella's School for Tots
Bring your children to Marabella's School for Tots
where they will learn reading, writing and respect for the gods!
We charge no fees, but welcome donations from all.
Your generosity is what keeps us going.
The Kingfisher Inn
The Kingfisher Inn
proudly invites you to
nightly performances by
Priscilla, the Callonetta!
Guaranteed to tug every heart string!
Grand Opening of the Chameleon Cabaret!
Grand Opening of the Chameleon Cabaret!
Live music, world-renowned stars and the best food in Novigrad! Come one, come all!
Triss Merigold, witch and harlot
Triss Merigold, witch and harlot
is wanted for the practice of black magic and conspiracy against the crown.
Information leading to her capture will be rewarded.
The necromancer and witch Philippa Eilhart has been declared a public enemy.
The necromancer and witch Philippa Eilhart has been declared a public enemy.
Information leading to her capture will be rewarded.
The gods have heard the land's cry
The gods have heard the land's cry
its people's long wait is over
King Radovid will save the North!
On the world map · Velen/NovigradOn the world map · White Orchard
The Redanian Army needs you now!
The Redanian Army needs you now!
Enlist and become a Hero of the North!
On the world map · Velen/NovigradOn the world map · White Orchard
Odrin & Friends – Bottlemen
Odrin & Friends – Bottlemen
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION! Like nothing you've ever seen!
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION! Like nothing you've ever seen!
The delightful new comedy from the producers of
"Everything you always wanted to know about dwarves but were afraid to ask"
Come and delight!
Madame Irina and the Foxen Present: The hottest Comedy of the Season!
Madame Irina and the Foxen Present: The hottest Comedy of the Season!
A CHANGELING RESCUED, OR THE WITCHER'S TRIUMPH
Starring the Witcher himself!
Weep for lost love! Swoon at heart-wrenching tragedy!
Weep for lost love! Swoon at heart-wrenching tragedy!
THE DOPPLER'S SALVATION
The newest spectacle by Madame Irina and the Foxen!
Ill-fated love! Magic! Broken vows! Dopplers!
Ill-fated love! Magic! Broken vows! Dopplers!
A CHANGELING RESCUED, OR THE WITCHER'S TRIUMPH
The newest spectacle by Madame Irina and the Foxen!
Closed for Stocktaking
Closed for Stocktaking
Sawmill Closed
Sawmill Closed
Tarry not in this place, for here be sea beasts.
May it hereby be known that Captain Everett, pirate, bandit and lecherous whoremonger, has
May it hereby be known that Captain Everett, pirate, bandit and lecherous whoremonger, has been killed at long last.
Thanks be to the gods for showing us this mercy and may they shower blessings on the brave man who did the deed.
Good People!
Good People!
The time has come to put a stop to these pirates!
Every man fit to bear arms, gather on the shore.
They're not expecting us - we'll catch them unawares!
The Prophet Lebioda
The Prophet Lebioda
King of the Universe
All Toussaint Constructs his Monument
Do not stand idle! Do not tarry! What should you do? Build!
"Love thy neighbor, yet be thou not overmuch affectionate in thy love, for thy neighbor might take this wrongly."
Pearls of Wisdom from the Prophet, 65:3
Monument Out of Order
Monument Out of Order
SOON - Grand Unveiling!
SOON - Grand Unveiling!
Passer-by! Bow before Lebioda!
Passer-by! Bow before Lebioda!
Arrest Warrant
Arrest Warrant
In accordance with Article 161 of the Ducal Code, the Attorney General for the City of Beauclair has designated a reward to be given to whomsoever shall bring before the Court one
Antoine Straggen, alias Starling
or else provide proof of his passing.
Arrest Warrant
Arrest Warrant
In accordance with Article 161 of the Ducal Code, the Attorney General for the City of Beauclair has designated a reward to be given to whomsoever shall bring before the Court one
Loth, son of Marc, alias Halfbreed
or else provide proof of his passing.
Arrest Warrant
Arrest Warrant
In accordance with Article 161 of the Ducal Code, the Attorney General for the City of Beauclair has designated a reward to be given to whomsoever shall bring before the Court one
Filibert von Wittan, alias Fourfingers
or else provide proof of his passing.
WANTED: Murderous Vandaguilders!
WANTED: Murderous Vandaguilders!
Antoine "Starling" Straggen
Loth, alias Halfbreed
Filibert "Fourfingers" von Wittan
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Matilda Vermentino and Liam Coronata have become the new owners of Belgaard vineyard, leading to the consolidation of the lands of Vermentino, Coronata and Belgaard. This new ownership status takes effect as of the date of this announcement.
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Liam Coronata has become the new owner of Belgaard vineyard, leading to the consolidation of the lands of Coronata and Belgaard. This new ownership status takes effect as of the date of this announcement.
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Announcement from the Office of Internal Revenue of the Duchy of Toussaint
Matilda Vermentino has become the new owner of Belgaard vineyard, leading to the consolidation of the lands of Vermentino and Belgaard. This new ownership status takes effect as of the date of this announcement.
Organizational chart for Antoine "Starling" Straggen’s hanse.
Organizational chart for Antoine "Starling" Straggen’s hanse.
To all members of the Toussaint Merchants' Guild:
To all members of the Toussaint Merchants' Guild:
The witcher Geralt of Rivia has done serious wrong to the governors of the Coopers' Guild.
As a person harmful to our interests, he has forfeited all right to discounts, rebates and special offers.
In truth, he deserves a full boycott, yet since coin remains coin, if you must serve him, at least let him feel how much it hurts to cross our guild! Make him weep as he opens his pouch.
To all members of the Toussaint Merchants' Guild:
To all members of the Toussaint Merchants' Guild:
The witcher has provided a great service to the Coopers' Guild by ridding the trade routes of an insidious nuisance.
He has thus earned the right to any discounts, rebates and special offers you are able to give him.
Let him bask in the joy of being in our Guild's good graces!
Caroleena Staheera
Caroleena Staheera
"What’s the pleasure in slaughtering a weakling? If you wish to draw blood, draw it from a king.”
Kritt the Petit
Kritt the Petit
Famed host of afternoon salons, where games, bottled cheese and trampolining were the order of the day
Pavel Svierchynsky
Pavel Svierchynsky
Traveler
Loved to come and go
Was killed by the children he abandoned
Cinnga Krez'el
Cinnga Krez'el
Artist and Alchemist
Could kill foes with a single gaze and stop time. Dreamed of traveling to other worlds
Madeleine Sadd'kovska and Matias Bylsky
Madeleine Sadd'kovska and Matias Bylsky
She a ballerina, he a voltigeur
Partied so hard, they perished from exhaustion
Stanilavus Yust
Stanilavus Yust
Produced a great deal and died of overproduction
Pavel Sasco
Pavel Sasco
A man of small stature and enormous spirit
Was a hearty and fiery dancer. Sadly, he forgot to eat – and perished.
Gregor Sadinsky
Gregor Sadinsky
Athlete extraordinaire
Liked to carry great weights, but got a little carried away
Martin Blah'ha
Martin Blah'ha
"Told you I was sick."
Rafael Yaky
Rafael Yaky
A man who would never stoop, not even for peashont groshy
Gerome la Marten
Gerome la Marten
Equerry to the duquessa
Pablo O'Hotzky
Pablo O'Hotzky
"Do not be sad because of people. They will all die."
Mayo Mayevksy
Mayo Mayevksy
Known as the “Gamer’s Gamer”
Told things like they were before it was popular. That’s what killed him.
Mateo G'ollyck
Mateo G'ollyck
The Wizard of Moo'cap Tower
Arkadius Borovvik
Arkadius Borovvik
Lived to a ripe old age
In fact, he lived so long, he died of boredom
Antonio Ekkles
Antonio Ekkles
A giant among men
Conveyer of deep thoughts
Martin Mihalsky
Martin Mihalsky
Mage and artist
Could move mountains
Her lies Ola, mother of Plegmund, taken from us too soon
Her lies Ola, mother of Plegmund, taken from us too soon
Protect us, o Lebioda, from the torment of preprodcution!
Susanna Cherr'nakovska
Susanna Cherr'nakovska
The first Ducal Wine Taster
Lived to a ripe old age, sipping the best of Beauclair’s beverages all the while
Igor von Sar'zynsky
Igor von Sar'zynsky
Every inch an artist
Bartolomeo Novak
Bartolomeo Novak
Brought smiles to people’s faces
Lukas Schepankovsky
Lukas Schepankovsky
Died on his own blade while trying to show his knightly brethren his expert swordsmanship
Charles Pyz'yack
Charles Pyz'yack
Felt 60% was not enough, so he gave 61%. Behold the result.
Urshulla Chapnic
Urshulla Chapnic
Relentless in her pursuit of perfection
Séverin Ervauville
Séverin Ervauville
Carpenter
"All I need’s a sliver, and I can make you a better table than you’ve ever dreamed of!"
Katarine Vladyka
Katarine Vladyka
The loveliest redheaded creature to ever walk upon Beauclair’s soil
Steeve "Steffy" Kny'bihlie
Steeve "Steffy" Kny'bihlie
He was supposed to be a killer, but became an artist
Anabella and Gwidon de la Tourre
Anabella and Gwidon de la Tourre
Art Patrons
Killed by a poison apple
Jacob de Chamois
Jacob de Chamois
b. 1186
Neither drank nor smoke, yet still up and died.
Good riddance. May the Prophet Lebioda give him a noogie in the afterlife.
Pavel "Banana" Panasyuk
Pavel "Banana" Panasyuk
Creator of pumpkinball – a game popular in Angren, in which teams strive to toss pumpkins into baskets
Bartolomeo C'eslycky
Bartolomeo C'eslycky
Comedian
Could make even a dead fish laugh
Lenna de Manillani Grazia
Lenna de Manillani Grazia
Princess from a far-off land who could force light to bend to her will
Kaytoni Kapustinsky
Kaytoni Kapustinsky
Knew how to brighten up even the cloudiest day
Be Prepared!
Martin Yanishevski
Martin Yanishevski
Master Armorer
Forger of the best plate this side of the Yaruga
Natalie Mrooz
Natalie Mrooz
Duches Ademarta’s court sorceress
Granted the wishes of the common folk
Andrew Sto'ppa
Andrew Sto'ppa
Ducal intermediary
Lover of Nilfgaardian spice biscuits
Kristof Lippka
Kristof Lippka
Musician
Virtuoso in every key
Peter Kryss'yk
Peter Kryss'yk
Alchemist
Was able to raise the dead
Magdallena Zy'yh
Magdallena Zy'yh
Writer
Stabbed to death by a jealous lover
Martin Pshybylovi'ch
Martin Pshybylovi'ch
Composer
In truth it was he who composed "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"
Caroline Nyev'eglovska
Caroline Nyev'eglovska
Believed it was possible to reach a satisfying agreement with anyone. Died while negotiating with a charging fiend.
Lucca Horr'zelsky
Lucca Horr'zelsky
A "hockeyist."
Skated upon lakes, stopping others from knocking coal into special nets. Froze to death.
Matiey Pyetrass
Matiey Pyetrass
A sculptor of time and space
Primislav Staheera
Primislav Staheera
So strenuously did he the hill descend, his nap thereafter did never end
Count Bartollo var Ochmann
Count Bartollo var Ochmann
"The night before keeps knocking, my head weeps from its constant stalking."
Lucas Babb'yel
Lucas Babb'yel
Honorary blood donor. Gave five liters to a vampire, then perished.
Sar'rah Gruemm'er
Sar'rah Gruemm'er
Left home and died
Sebastien Callemby
Sebastien Callemby
Leader of a hanse noted for its graceful movements
"Pain is fleeting, glory is forever"
Antoine de Faint-Exuperly
Antoine de Faint-Exuperly
Known as the Big Prince
1200-1244
Lucas Slyvva
Lucas Slyvva
Mistook Belhaven for Roggeven
Warped time and space
Roberto and Yustinna Malynosky
Roberto and Yustinna Malynosky
They loved each other to death
Dominique Gonsierovsky
Dominique Gonsierovsky
Loved accounting tables. That was the death of her.
Jymm Morrisonn
Jymm Morrisonn
Conjuror. Half man, half lizard
Pierre Montcresson-Melleroy II
Pierre Montcresson-Melleroy II
Bard, cook, ping-pong player
Michael Novakovsky
Michael Novakovsky
Art patron
Stuck his big nose in everywhere
Monique Glyn'necka
Monique Glyn'necka
One-legged dancer
Rumored to have been a succubus. Yet who’s ever seen a succubus with only one hoof?
Conrrad Tomashckievich
Conrrad Tomashckievich
Made up stories and bossed people around, when all he ever really wanted in life was to fly
Gaspar "Daffi" Shymchak
Gaspar "Daffi" Shymchak
Ladies’ Man
Enjoyed walking the streets of Beauclair at night, belting out Nilfgaardian ballads
His diction put the most distinguished actors to shame
Margaret Stzepcovska
Margaret Stzepcovska
Artiste
Died from an overextension of the mandibles, thinking she was a cow
Primislavus Voojc'yk
Primislavus Voojc'yk
Heroic hunter of insects and pests
Spent his whole life exterminating bugs, now he lies in the earth among them
Jacob Voznyackovsky
Jacob Voznyackovsky
Might not have been the smartest, might not have been the fairest, but he always gave a solid 60%
Tomash Marhevkin
Tomash Marhevkin
Warrior
Died fighting with word and blade
Paulla "Tekla" Lukievska
Paulla "Tekla" Lukievska
Alchemist and painter
Discovered a new species of hedgehog, Paulis Teklis
Martina Lippins'ka
Martina Lippins'ka
Engineer and pug lover
Solved the most obtuse technical problems in all the duchy with the grace of a ballerina
Pablo Vilcoss
Pablo Vilcoss
Tilled the fields of Beauclair
Died to the sound of music
Spoke enthusiastic if ungrammatical Nilfgaardian
These customers will not be served.
These customers will not be served.
The Cianfanelli Bank welcomes customers between the hours of 8 in the morning and 10 in th
The Cianfanelli Bank welcomes customers between the hours of 8 in the morning and 10 in the evening.*
*except during breaks for meals and aperitifs
BUILDING SECURED BY THE REITENBACH SYSTEM
BUILDING SECURED BY THE REITENBACH SYSTEM
The Cianfanelli Bank is protected by Bruno Reitenbach's patented system.
Dimeritium amplifiers, stifling auras and other mysterious machinery guarantees absolute security against all forms of magic attack (including hypnosis, telepathy, witcher Signs and even spells).
Bruno Reitenbach & Co. - with us, no one will get the jump on you!
Here lies Milton de Peyrac-Peyran
Here lies Milton de Peyrac-Peyran
The Ducal Family
The Ducal Family
Sleet, snow or sludge - I'll clean your boots of every smudge!
Sleet, snow or sludge - I'll clean your boots of every smudge!
The Birth of Ludovic
The Birth of Ludovic
The First Steps of Matilda
The First Steps of Matilda
The Conception of Eduard
The Conception of Eduard
Grigg Village
Grigg Village
Girls! Welcome to the Land of a Thousand Fables!
Girls! Welcome to the Land of a Thousand Fables!
Set out on a journey of wonder - enjoy yourselves!
-Uncle Artorius
WARNING! Spells will remain stable until: June 1252
Lassommoir
Lassommoir
Never have you seen such a tournament - for such a tournament's never been held!
Never have you seen such a tournament - for such a tournament's never been held!
All lovers of gwent are invited to come compete against players from all over the world. In addition, this tournament shall be your chance to play the new and exciting Skellige faction!
Count Monnier will be expecting you at the Pheasantry.
Private chamber of the Right Honorable Members of the Gwent Friendship Society of Beauclai
Private chamber of the Right Honorable Members of the Gwent Friendship Society of Beauclair. May they always draw their best!
The de Corentin Nursery
The de Corentin Nursery
There are many traits which bear witness to a man's true nature. Compassion is what separa
There are many traits which bear witness to a man's true nature. Compassion is what separates men from beasts. Whoever feels sympathy for his fellow man will never turn a blind eye to misfortune. He will instead always stand in defense of the wronged.
No man can be called good who does not share his prosperity with others. Generosity is req
No man can be called good who does not share his prosperity with others. Generosity is required for dignity in life and peace in death.
Honor cannot be purchased. Honor also cannot be sold, for its value is greater than all th
Honor cannot be purchased. Honor also cannot be sold, for its value is greater than all the treasure in the world. Yet one can lose it, and whoever does so shall have sullied his name for all eternity. A truly honorable man always stands behind his actions, faces every challenge and refuses to lie.
Valor does not make one good, yet how many good men have you met in your life's journey wh
Valor does not make one good, yet how many good men have you met in your life's journey who were cowards? Those who possess valor do not hesitate to stand against the majority, no matter what the consequences.
Wisdom is a virtue which one should strive to cultivate throughout one's life, for it is i
Wisdom is a virtue which one should strive to cultivate throughout one's life, for it is impossible to be so wise one cannot become even wiser. The wise know this… As we journey through life, we should seek to make wise choices. Remember, wise choices are not those which make our lives easier or simpler. Often, they make them more complicated. But always they make us better.
Stay Out! Danger!
Stay Out! Danger!
Durand de Savarin
Window 2
Window 2
Window 3
Window 3
Window 4
Window 4
Archive
Archive
Records
Records
Window 1
Window 1
It is with great sadness we announce our large-hearted friend, Hughes de Saberre, has unex
It is with great sadness we announce our large-hearted friend, Hughes de Saberre, has unexpectedly shuffled off this mortal coil. He died as he lived - loving and being loved.
The exhibition of the Reginald d'Aubry monument will remain closed until further notice.
The exhibition of the Reginald d'Aubry monument will remain closed until further notice.
Information about the exhibition's reopening will be provided shortly!
The exhibition of the Reginald d'Aubry monument will soon reopen!
The exhibition of the Reginald d'Aubry monument will soon reopen!
Tickets still available - take your friends and family with you!
Reginald d'Aubry has returned! His power will once again bless all the menfolk of Beauclai
Reginald d'Aubry has returned! His power will once again bless all the menfolk of Beauclair!
(for a modest fee, of course)
Here lies Iocaste
Here lies Iocaste
A Noble and Beautiful Creature
A victim of mankind's insensitivity and lack of respect for the laws of nature
MCCXCV
Brothers and Sisters!
Brothers and Sisters!
Let it be known that the witcher Geralt of Rivia has thrown off the prejudices of his guild and shown true respect for the laws of nature! He understands the importance to ecosystemical balance of preserving endangered species.
Therefore let us not remain in his debt! I call upon each member of our Society to reduce his prices for the witcher as much as possible.
Solidarity with Nature!
Brothers and Sisters!
Brothers and Sisters!
Let it be known that the witcher Geralt of Rivia spits upon the laws of nature! He has with malice aforethought brought about the extinction of the noble species Regulus Platinum.
Let him therefore be punished for his deeds!
I call upon all members of our Society to raise their prices for this despicable customer.
Solidarity with Nature!
Beware the White Terror!
Beware the White Terror!
Danger zone. Do not enter.
Any losses of life or property will be compensated by Count Borhis di Salvaress.
Patrick Moulins
Patrick Moulins
Talked himself to death.
Martin Blanche
Martin Blanche
Head of the Beauclair League of Bards
Philippe Tisserand
Philippe Tisserand
Collector of witcher blades (only had one, but tried very hard)
Christian Currit
Christian Currit
Mistranslation, misunderstanding, misfortune
Nicolas Suède
Nicolas Suède
"C’mon, one more for the road!"
Caroline Satire
Caroline Satire
”Just what don’t you f***ing understand, you f***ing c**?!” she said to her cat when it refused to fetch a stick, working her into a fatal rage
Marquis de Daniche
Marquis de Daniche
"Wait, wait, I can explain everything..."
Raphaël de Jean
Raphaël de Jean
"The new recruits always march in the front lines.”
Sarah Fauconnier
Sarah Fauconnier
"Don’t drink that!"
Paul de Saxe
Paul de Saxe
Died at his post
Antoine Suprême
Antoine Suprême
Joined one fight too many...
Alessandro Boretti
Alessandro Boretti
The most famous Beauclairois in all Redania
Michel Tauste
Michel Tauste
Architect of the impossible
Julie Voleseine
Julie Voleseine
Really, really wanted that little panther...
Tomas Moreau, professor
Tomas Moreau, professor
Ellas k'havani allder aen Dol Naev'de, ellas allder n'corrason. Glorsann a'Aelirenn.
Pablo Markovky
Pablo Markovky
Herbalist
Died of a professional error – gorged on poisonous plants
Mathieu Thomas
Mathieu Thomas
Died while playing cards
Alexandre le Bien-Aimé
Alexandre le Bien-Aimé
Died while attempting to rob Jacob the woodcutter
Boris Pugnace-Moral-Fétiche
Boris Pugnace-Moral-Fétiche
Bitcher
Matthias l'Inutile
Matthias l'Inutile
Came to Beauclair penniless.
Died a rich man’s death.
Michel Madeille
Michel Madeille
Knight
Fought battles on many fronts, but returned to croak in his homeland’s bosom
Arnaud Hapenique
Arnaud Hapenique
This dangerous killer long evaded the law.
Died in prison, convicted of tax evasion.
Madeleine Ziche
Madeleine Ziche
Died hunched over her ledger, muttering, “Just one more table”
Blaise Augustin
Blaise Augustin
Philosopher
Stared at the stars once too often
Jean-Luc Picard
Jean-Luc Picard
Great commander
Even greater man
Prémec Savini
Prémec Savini
Died during a hunger strike
Matthias Douda
Matthias Douda
Knight
Kind-hearted to friends, vicious to enemies
Bartolomé de Hautemain
Bartolomé de Hautemain
Died searching for the Promised Land
Dominique Gonché
Dominique Gonché
Slave driver
Fell during an uprising of her "charges"
L'Hirondelle
L'Hirondelle
Princess from a land far across the seas
Christophe Ch'oo
Christophe Ch'oo
Traveled from Thedas to the Continent. Found it so much to his liking, he stayed until he died
Grégoire le Semeur
Grégoire le Semeur
Taken too soon to the city of night
Martin Calicot
Martin Calicot
Killed by his own ambition
Damien Moumoute
Damien Moumoute
Killed by some fellow named Bill
Luc le Chanceux
Luc le Chanceux
Professional cattle wrangler
Gaspard de la Nuit
Gaspard de la Nuit
Perished suddenly and unexpectedly
Amélie Colat
Amélie Colat
Came from far-off Azeroth and died during a hanse’s raid
Pierre "Maybe" and Alexandra "Perhaps"
Pierre "Maybe" and Alexandra "Perhaps"
Barely knew each other, and their love was all the deeper for it
Pierre the Crooked Nose
Pierre the Crooked Nose
Steward of stewards
Grégoire l'Avare
Grégoire l'Avare
Stabbed by an unsatisfied customer
Arcadius Borovique
Arcadius Borovique
Actor, singer, ladies’ man
One day folk just couldn’t take it anymore
David Triage
David Triage
Died as he lived – quietly
Gavroche
Gavroche
Fell to the ground
Thomas Carotte
Thomas Carotte
Huckster
Always wanted to come to his own funeral – and did
Pablo Cy'emyenevsky
Pablo Cy'emyenevsky
Corrected people often. Too often, as it turns out
Pablo Sabb'ick
Pablo Sabb'ick
Knight and handyman
There was no foe he couldn’t unseat nor door he couldn’t fix
Neimak Nap
Neimak Nap
Mortuus Quia Dolor Ani
To All Those Who Perished For Their Duchy
To All Those Who Perished For Their Duchy
We Remember
Fennix Devy'ant
Fennix Devy'ant
Hannya Qubbyack
Pierre Framboise
Together they lived, together they created and together they died.
"Louder!"
Casspar Niepockoolchynsky
Casspar Niepockoolchynsky
Architect
"Hm, I don't understand, what's the problem here? You ask me, in my opinion, when you look at it from this angle, it's not half bad."
Agness Bedd'narska
Agness Bedd'narska
Administrator
Always graceful and elegant in bawling out bumblers and blowhards.
[text smeared] … and may Jean-Luc be struck down and his bowels devoured by cholera, for h
[text smeared] … and may Jean-Luc be struck down and his bowels devoured by cholera, for he is a lecher and harlotsbrood like few others.
Bastien
Please bless Mummy with good health, Great Lebioda! Make her well and make her never get s
Please bless Mummy with good health, Great Lebioda! Make her well and make her never get so awful pissed again.
Antoinette
Let me be beautiful, shapely, alluring and always youthful. And may lice gnaw on that stru
Let me be beautiful, shapely, alluring and always youthful. And may lice gnaw on that strumpet Maria's fat hiney.
Babette
Lebioda, Blessed be Thy Name - please let my son Julien reach Kovir safely. Let him find a
Lebioda, Blessed be Thy Name - please let my son Julien reach Kovir safely. Let him find a little lady at last, one well-born and with ample tracts of land.
Pascal
O Great Lebioda! Make my fields yield bounties and save them from floods and drought (but
O Great Lebioda! Make my fields yield bounties and save them from floods and drought (but only my fields, mind you, my neighbor has had enough luck of late.)
Gaston
[text smeared]... already asked Melitele, I've been to the druids, and nothing! So maybe y
[text smeared]... already asked Melitele, I've been to the druids, and nothing! So maybe you, Great Lebioda, will hear my prayer! I want to be old, ugly and fat, for I'm sick and tired of staring at all these fair folk. They're as dull as ditchwater. I, at least, aspire to be interesting.
Quentin
Verily I say unto you: give alms to the poor. Yet deposit not a whole watermelon upon a be
Verily I say unto you: give alms to the poor. Yet deposit not a whole watermelon upon a beggar's lap, but merely half, lest the beggar's joy strike him with apoplexy.
Do not unto thy neighbor what thou thyself deemest unpleasant, unless thy neighbor hath do
Do not unto thy neighbor what thou thyself deemest unpleasant, unless thy neighbor hath done thee sorely wrong and rife with vileness were his deeds.
Remember to seek moderation in all things, in drink and vittles and the pleasures of the f
Remember to seek moderation in all things, in drink and vittles and the pleasures of the flesh, for whosoever shall abuse these pleasures shall awake the next morn in great pain, with a pounding head and a wilted member.
Thou shalt always speak the truth, unless the truth is not well-served by being spoken, in
Thou shalt always speak the truth, unless the truth is not well-served by being spoken, in which case, thou shalt lie.
Holy Lake
Holy Lake
Epitaph
Epitaph
King Divethaf
Here lies our father.
He died so that others may live.
Geralt of Rivia's coat of arms
Geralt of Rivia's coat of arms
Guillaume de Launfal's coat of arms
Guillaume de Launfal's coat of arms
Ravix of Fourhorn's coat of arms
Ravix of Fourhorn's coat of arms
Rainfarn of Attre's coat of arms
Rainfarn of Attre's coat of arms
Llinos of Metinna's coat of arms
Llinos of Metinna's coat of arms
Guy de Bois-Fresnes' coat of arms
Guy de Bois-Fresnes' coat of arms
Baron Palmerin of Launfal's coat of arms
Baron Palmerin of Launfal's coat of arms
On the world map · ToussaintOn the world map · Velen/Novigrad
Donimir of Troy's coat of arms
Donimir of Troy's coat of arms
Delwyn of Creig's coat of arms
Delwyn of Creig's coat of arms
Tailles of Dorndal's coat of arms
Tailles of Dorndal's coat of arms
Prince Anséis of Lyria and Rivia's coat of arms
Prince Anséis of Lyria and Rivia's coat of arms
Horm Akerspaark of Maecht's coat of arms
Horm Akerspaark of Maecht's coat of arms
Geralt and a Panther
Geralt and a Panther
A Witcher Taming Peacocks
A Witcher Taming Peacocks
The White Wolf Taming Beauclair Centipedes
The White Wolf Taming Beauclair Centipedes