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Janne, please - cut out this nonsense at once. This might come to you as a surprise, but a giant cat will tend to stick in people's memory. Why don't you pick some other, safer form, like I did? I've been walking around as a beggar for three years now and no one's batted an eye. And such earnings! You wouldn't need to steal anymore. So, how'll it be? If you decide on it, I'll put in a word for you with the King of Beggars.

Till our next writing,

Louis

P.S. Burn this letter once you've read it, all right?

P.P.S. Yes, yes, I know - I'm paranoid. But humor me and burn it.

P.P.P.S. If find this letter next time I come see you, you owe me a beer.