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Pavel!
Take that Caton boy and get him drunk tonight. And I mean slobbering, incoherent, blubbering about how he loves you all and spewing all over his boots drunk! He’s just a little turd so it shouldn’t take much. Once he’s seeing pink unicorns, tie him up and stuff him full of deadly nightshade and sulfur, just like you’d stuff a goose before Saovine. They say dragons love virgins, so perhaps one of those winged snakes flying above the Champs-Desoles will come pick this cherry. And since you will have seasoned it nicely beforehand, the reptile will gobble it up and keel over. Just be careful when you’re putting out the reptile’s supper, I’ve lost enough men already!
Filibert
Take that Caton boy and get him drunk tonight. And I mean slobbering, incoherent, blubbering about how he loves you all and spewing all over his boots drunk! He’s just a little turd so it shouldn’t take much. Once he’s seeing pink unicorns, tie him up and stuff him full of deadly nightshade and sulfur, just like you’d stuff a goose before Saovine. They say dragons love virgins, so perhaps one of those winged snakes flying above the Champs-Desoles will come pick this cherry. And since you will have seasoned it nicely beforehand, the reptile will gobble it up and keel over. Just be careful when you’re putting out the reptile’s supper, I’ve lost enough men already!
Filibert
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