Hunter's letter

Bert,

Dreadful sorry neither oysters nor asparagus nor even ginger seemed to help with your embarassing affliction. My sympathies to your wife.

Only thing else I can think of is powdered boar tusk, but I’ve not got any in stock – boars have been hunted mighty thin around here. I have heard about one wandering the woods near my hut, but they say it’s a monstrous beast that's done in a few hunters already, so I'd recommend staying clear of it.

In the end, though, you do as you think you must.

– Otto Bamber