Flaming Rose scouting report
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Value: 1 crowns
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Day 1
Two skint arsewipes from the nearby village drove a cow by. We’d not mind a bit of beef, but these hayseeds were too pathetic to rob: poor as dirt and stinking of the sty. So we let them go. Seed cart doing the Brunwich – Oxenfurt route: not worth it.
Day 2
Dull, dull, dull. Road’s empty.
Day 3
Caught sight of a military transport in the distance. Heavily guarded. Carrying barrels in their wagons. Wine, most like, or herring. Weapons, now that would’ve been worth a try.
Lads got bored silly by evening, so they went cavorting with two wenches come to hunt mushrooms in the woods. After they’d had their fun, I forced them to let the lasses go. Here’s hoping they come back quick with some menfolk from their village, give us some entertainment.
Two skint arsewipes from the nearby village drove a cow by. We’d not mind a bit of beef, but these hayseeds were too pathetic to rob: poor as dirt and stinking of the sty. So we let them go. Seed cart doing the Brunwich – Oxenfurt route: not worth it.
Day 2
Dull, dull, dull. Road’s empty.
Day 3
Caught sight of a military transport in the distance. Heavily guarded. Carrying barrels in their wagons. Wine, most like, or herring. Weapons, now that would’ve been worth a try.
Lads got bored silly by evening, so they went cavorting with two wenches come to hunt mushrooms in the woods. After they’d had their fun, I forced them to let the lasses go. Here’s hoping they come back quick with some menfolk from their village, give us some entertainment.
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