Pleasures of Night City

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Pleasures of Night City

Pleasures of Night City is a site on the NET in Cyberpunk 2077. Here are its 12 pages with all the texts you can read on in-game computers.

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Pleasures of Night City

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All the pleasures and delights Night City has to offer in a single place! Now isn't that convenient?
Here you'll find every pleasure and entertainment you can think of, from the seventh circle of hell to the pillow-soft meadows of heavenly bliss.
Explore Night City and its carnal secrets!

Pleasures of Night City – EXECUTION TIME!

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EXECUTION TIME!
Coming to you live
Is your life missing gore? Do you fall asleep during horror movies, where people clutching their disemboweled intestines feel like children's lullabies? Sounds like it's time for...

EXECUTION TIME!
The ONLY place to watch REAL executions in REAL time across the entire New United States of America! AND THAT'S NOT ALL! Watch convicts get decapitated, lethally injected, hanged, drowned and barbecued in the electric chair! Vote for how you want the next felon to meet their maker and WIN A PRIZE!
All broadcasts brought to you by ProfitPrison Ltd.

Pleasures of Night City – Dollhouses: The best way to hack a doll! You thought the safe word was just for …

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The best way to hack a doll! You thought the safe word was just for gonks and losers? Use your safeword mid-session and you'll have a real person in front of you, and at least a few minutes before security arrives. Use those minutes well.
Pro tip – to get a doll fr actual sex, you just have to wait in front of the club until they leave to go home. Don't be gonk and try to pick up a doll in-session. It's not like they're programmed 24/7.
Take it from a regular – if you're so dull that even your own fantasies make you fall asleep, have no fear! You can still get some action. Right before jacking in at reception, watch something hardcore – something that really turns you on. Then, when you're getting scanned, picture what you watched. If you get a small choice of dolls, then congrats – you beat the system.

Pleasures of Night City – Manslap

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Pleasure of Night City
Nightlife
Manslap
The club turns into an illegal fight club every couple of months. Each fight is to the death, and during this time the club is closed to its usual clientele. How do you get into the fight club? You don't.
The Old Pharma
Despite its inconspicuous look, this diviest of dives offers the wides selection of drugs in Night City. From the recreational, to the medicinal, prescrption drugs – all the way to whatever experimental stuff the Scavs are cooking up. After last year's raid by the NCPD, they've become a bit more careful and only sell to regulars or vouched-for customers.
MeetURMeat
The owner of this club actually raises and sells her own cloned cows. The animals even live up to a year. Contact info available on site, referral mandatory, payment up front. Slaughtering costs extra.
SouthernBees'
Regulars come together regularly here for auctions. You can buy and sell just about anything here. A traditional auctioneer announces the items and the bids, while bidders don masks or faceplates to protect their identities. Entry only by referral.
El Conquistador
The club organizes trips to the Amazon basin to hunt formerly extinct species. The waiting list is long, and the animals have to be cloned and grown in a lab for three to six years before being let loose in the jungle.

Pleasures of Night City – Braindances

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Braindances
Purveyors of braindance are like ramen shops – you don't have to look far to find them. There are too many to include, so we've curated the best selection for you right here at PNC.
A special shout-out to Lizzie's Bar – the club with highest quality erotic scrolls in the city. The virtus are polished to perfection, fresh in content, and always keep you coming back for more.
Lizzie's Bar, Kabuki
Pleasures of Night City – Braindances

Pleasures of Night City – Inquisitor Simulator – Fighting Satan with Sadism

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Braindances
Inquisitor Simulator – Fighting Satan with Sadism
Inquisitor Simulator – nail-pulling, red-hot tongs, whipping, iron maidens. Exclusive torturer POV. Historically accurate!
Bodies in space
New BD from the moon! Bodies in space! Chickens, fish, and a human! Short, sweet, and incredible. A whole new approach to life!
No anesthesia!
Operation without anesthesia! Stomach incision, internal organ removal. Patient kept alive for six hours. Longest surgical BD ever made!
Death's Head Moth vol. 49
Death's Head Moth – Netrunner. What lies beyond the Blackwall? He's seen it for himself. Gore, snuff, bondage, fear, extreme sensations. Real braindeath.
Cyberpalooza!
Cyberpsycho hacks off his arms and legs, then decapitates him. Gallons of blood! The only BD of this caliber on the market! Gore. Pain off the charts. The loudest screams you'll ever hear.
Contact: Sprenger
Contact: XXX
Contact: Surgeon
Contact: LennyN
Contact: Psych0

Pleasures of Night City – Jig-Jig Street

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/jigjig

Jig-Jig Street – Night City's very own red light district. Besides the delicious assortment of joytoys, you'll find an entire banquet of other erotic items, aphrodisiacs, toys, and more. Night City's #1 spot to pregame. Jig-Jig always adds the kick you need to every night out.
Just watch out for goons lurking around the streets – you never know when a local tiff might end up into a street brawl.
Dive into a world of delight!
Pleasures of Night City – Jig-Jig Street

Pleasures of Night City – Hard Driver

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/jigjig

Jig-Jig Street
Hard Driver
They call me Hard Driver 'cuz I go from 0-69 in 0.69 seconds with my stick in 7th heaven! Don't worry, I'll get you where you need to be. Just hang on to those rosy-red cheeks, 'cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Kari
I'm your long-lost Persian princess. I ran away from my father's palace to satisfy my deepest, darkest desires. Will you teach me how to please? Your Jewel of the Orient awaits.
Mavico
I'm a professional dominatrix. Bet you're already weak at the knees, so get ready to kneel for your mistress. What's that? You're scared? Shut up and crawl, you worthless piece of shit! Need I say more?
Muffin
They don't get more experienced than me. I came here from a Parisian dollhouse – one of the top four in the world. I can show you what I learned. Voulez-vous...?
The Dude
Good times, chill vibes. No rush, no stress, no drama. All the rest? The Dude abides.
Contact
Contact
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Pleasures of Night City – Riot

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/clubs

Riot
A club with a history and the most important stage in Night City. Its solid sound system means that even stars like Lizzy Wizzy, The Rubicones and the Cartesian Duelists have played here. The beer is good and the bathroom floor looks like a Pollock painting under a UV light. What's not to like?
Dicky Twister
Dicky Twister – your friendly, neighborhood gay bar. It's got everything you need – cheap drinks, unpretentious atmosphere, loud music and customers who may or may not be getting quickies in the backroom. Whether you're just getting your feet wet, undecided, or testing the waters, Dicky Twister has got you covered.
Totentanz Club
A club run by the Maelstrom gang. Underground bands regularly gig there, mostly of the screaming-till-your-throat bleeds variety. Brawls and mosh pit crushes aren't uncommon and really add to the club's atmosphere.
7th Hell
If "7th Hell" makes you want to be whipped by demons, buried in shit, or be boiled in blood, you'll be sorely disappointed AND probably need help. Naming aside, the club has something for every dedicated sinner, whether it's pure lust, dirty vices, or glorious punishment. Oooh! Give it to me!
Empathy
The next level if you're looking for braindance sessions and live stripteases. The club's name is a misnomer – if you're a delicate snowflake, better head on over to Lizzie's Bar. "Empathy" offers straight-up, hardcore porn, so forget about filling that gaping hole in your soul with anything other than, well...
Pleasures of Night City – RiotPleasures of Night City – Riot

Pleasures of Night City – Riot

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/clubs

Riot
A club with a history and the most important stage in Night City. Its solid sound system means that even stars like Lizzy Wizzy, The Rubicones and the Cartesian Duelists have played here. The beer is good and the bathroom floor looks like a Pollock painting under a UV light. What's not to like?
Dicky Twister
Dicky Twister – your friendly, neighborhood gay bar. It's got everything you need – cheap drinks, unpretentious atmosphere, loud music and customers who may or may not be getting quickies in the backroom. Whether you're just getting your feet wet, undecided, or testing the waters, Dicky Twister has got you covered.
Totentanz Club
A club run by the Maelstrom gang. Underground bands regularly gig there, mostly of the screaming-till-your-throat bleeds variety. Brawls and mosh pit crushes aren't uncommon and really add to the club's atmosphere.
7th Hell
If "7th Hell" makes you want to be whipped by demons, buried in shit, or be boiled in blood, you'll be sorely disappointed AND probably need help. Naming aside, the club has something for every dedicated sinner, whether it's pure lust, dirty vices, or glorious punishment. Oooh! Give it to me!
Empathy
The next level if you're looking for braindance sessions and live stripteases. The club's name is a misnomer – if you're a delicate snowflake, better head on over to Lizzie's Bar. "Empathy" offers straight-up, hardcore porn, so forget about filling that gaping hole in your soul with anything other than, well...
Pleasures of Night City – RiotPleasures of Night City – Riot

Pleasures of Night City – Dollhouses: Discover a world of hidden pleasures. Come to Clouds and let us ful …

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/dollhouses

Discover a world of hidden pleasures. Come to Clouds and let us fulfill your every desire.
Get your head out of the sand, come to Clouds. We'll make all your earthly fantasies come true.
Clouds, Megabuilding H8 – we can't wait to please you.
Pleasures of Night City – Dollhouses: Discover a world of hidden pleasures. Come to Clouds and let us ful …

Pleasures of Night City (home1)

NETdir://ncity.pleasures.pub/signed_in

All the pleasures and delights Night City has to offer in a single place! Now isn't that convenient?
Here you'll find every pleasure and entertainment you can think of, from the seventh circle of hell to the pillow-soft meadows of heavenly bliss.
Explore Night City and its carnal secrets!

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