Phone contact

Stanley Carlson

Stanley Carlson is a phone contact in Cyberpunk 2077. Here are all 2 conversations with 7 messages and your reply options.

Living on the Edge

Belongs to: Living on the Edge

You're a fucking bitch, you know that? You screwed me over! My ass is broken, I'm out of a job... can't even afford a new hip. Know why? BECAUSE YOU STOLE THE JOB OF MY LIFE!

You happy? Proud of yourself? Well I'm NOT

V – choose a replyCareful now, or you'll piss me off. Try not to be such a loser and your world will get a whole lot prettier.Sorry, Stan. I know it sucks, but it's not my fault you had an accident

Yeah, we'll see how you feel when you wipe out on your bike and break your gonk face!

Living on the Edge

Belongs to: Living on the Edge

Hey, V... thanks for taking my back. Kilil and Jessy paid for my operation and now I've got a shiny, brand new chrome ass! Seriously, I could kill someone with this thing!
I'll practice like crazy until I'm as nova as you one day ^___^

V – choose a replyThat's awesome to hear, Stan. See you on some skyscraper roof someday ;)Glad you're happy, still waiting for my eddies back. Better hurry up or who knows... might break something else.

What...? Wait... you're joking, right?

V – choose a replySorry, couldn't help myself :DDo I look like the kind of person who jokes around?

That wasn't funny...

I almost shat myself... :<