Kerry Eurodyne

Hey, forgot to send the eddies before, but should hit your account any sec. PREEM WORK :>

Well, where are you? At this rate I'm gonna be a fuckin skeleton by the time you get here.. Move your ass or forget about this whole thing

Dunno where you are or what you're up to, but I'm a busy fuckin man. Forget about it – don't have time for this shit

Srsly, V? Ditched me with the badges and split? Shitty move. We're fuckin THROUGH

Where the fuck are you? Grrr doesnt matter. I'm checkin out, goin home. Call ya if somethin comes up

Where you at? Blendin into the crowd or what? Dont advise it

Mhm, preem. Thanks for abandoning me. But whatevs, I'll manage

Fuck, pick up!

Really?! Can't even bother to send ONE word?!

Just gonna pretend like nothin happened, huh?

COWARD

Holy shit, Henry's on board. Way to go!

Check outta rehab of his own free will... thru the window, hehe. Some nurse tried to stop us – at first I thought she wanted an autograph, but she didnt even recognize me. Tell you the rest later

How's it going with Nancy?

That's what I like to hear

What about Johnny? He amped for this gig or meh?

Well I'm amped as fuck, if anyone's wonderin. It'll be fuckin shimra – just gotta remember not to get too wasted before. Old habits die hard, haha

On the way. Chill. Gotta change

Too bad you split so quick after the concert – we didn't even get a chance to chat

I barely know anything about you, except you've got a shit-ton goin on inside

That so? Hm, maybe. Anyway, it was fuckin nova, wasn't it? Shoulda recorded it for you cause you didn't catch anything thru Johnny

Hey, hows it going? Ownin the streets of NC?

Yeah yeah, whatever! I'm stringin together some fresh tunes... OK, more like *thinking* about some fresh tunes. Keep your fingers crossed

Sweet. What's that? What's up with me? Nice of you to ask. Hammerin out some sick tunes. Ok, more like *trying* to hammer out. Keep your fingers crossed

Heeey, how's it hanging? Everything all right? I'll just come right out and say it – I miss you. Just a little bit though ;) You coming by anytime soon?

Preem. I'll be waiting!

Sad face :( But fine – I know the world doesn't revolve around me. It sucks, but that's the way it is. Take care!

Thinking about you too. You're like some chorus to this incredible song that's been stuck in my head lately. On loop :)

Planning to! :) don't really know if there's anything left to conquer though. You're already mine, right? (I know, I knooooow, it's cringe. But I couldn't hold myself back!)

Oh, OK, cool. Do what you gotta do. We'll talk later, no prob.

Latest song I wrote – read it and weep. Wrote it while thinking of you: "Where you whisper, open up your heart / Reveal the place where I once had a heart" Whaddaya think?

Exactly! I knew you'd get it :***

it's up to you – that's the whole point! :*

Heey. So I cant stop thinkin about our little adventure. FUCKIN AWESOME. Thats how you live life. ON THE EDGE :>

ASure, we'll keep in touch. Thanks again – you're alright, V.

BPff, sound more nonchalant than a karaoke star from kabuki ;) I'll be in touch

Slight change of plans – waitin on an important delivery and the fuckin gonk's late. Be at the marina at 7pm!

Hey, V. Got a job for you. Corner of Grey and Mallagra. Be there first thing in the morning, we'll talk it over.

I'm fucking livid, V! Those Us Cracks bitches clearly didn't get the hint. Instead of cancelling after we blew up their truck, they just moved their show to another date! Meet me at Riot ASAP. We'll deal with them differently this time.

The Us Skanks still wanna fuck me over and record the cover, V! On top of that, their lawyers won't stop yappin'. We really need to talk. I'm at Dark Matter right now. Come 'round the back, the bouncers will let you in.

BIt's easier to reach my dead grandma than you, V! Anyway, Us Cracks are done, for real this time. We should celebrate! Stop by Dark Matter. Use the back entrance.

V! Whatever you're doing right now – drop it and come see me at the Marina. Pier four.

Know what? I'm glad we got a chance to talk over coffee. You're a straight shooter, V. Nothing like the ass-kissers I'm usually surrounded by.

It's good we did what we did, right? Blowing that van to bits? Cuz I been thinking…

Honest as ever, huh? Means I was right about you.

Appreciate that, V. I really do. Don't ever change.

Nitro in my veins? Yeah, and a fuse sticking out of my ass. Least that's what I felt back then. Was worth it, though – slept like a fucking baby for the first time in ages.

Talk to you later. Thanks again!

I agreed cuz you paid me.

And you've got nitro running through your veins. Don't you ever let yourself think otherwise!

Check it out, V. Got this email from a lifelong fan. It's serious. Gotta write her back.

"Dear Mr. Eurodyne, the day we both have been waiting for is finally upon us! I got rid of my husband, my house and all the other remnants of my former life. Now, I'm truly ready to give you my heart and all my other organs, should you desire them. You are the Sun and I am the Moon – I live to bask in your radiant brilliance. I love you, Mr. Eurodyne, and eagerly anticipate the time we'll finally be together. We will meet soon – I'm sure you know exactly where."

She also sent me a gift card to a junk shop in Providence, wherever the fuck that is. It's clear she's nuts, just not sure if it's the murder-suicide variety.

She writes me same day every year, like clockwork. What if she dissolved her man in a vat of acid, burned down her house and now she's sharpening her sickle cuz I'm next!? What are we gonna do, V???

Yeah, yeah, Kovachek usually deals with all that shit. Even signs photos and sends them to the fans. But the fucker always forwards stuff from this crazy broad. Gets his rocks off fuckin with my blood pressure.

Anyway, thought you might get a kick out if it. Seriously though, I should probably do something. Don't want her to knock on my bedroom door a year from now.

Fuckin preem. What should I do, V? Ideas??

Boooring! 'Sides, cops mean lawyers and I hate dealing with them even more than I hate Kovachek's guts. No worries, I'll think of something else.

Hahahaha you beautiful fucking GENIUS! Think I'll do exactly that. He'll shit himself when he sees her! We'll set up a camera and film it, too. Can't wait!

Smart! I'll see if they have anything worth my while. Get myself a studded choker. Or one of them Russian stacky doll-in-a-doll-in-a-doll things.

Thanks, V! Later

More importantly: Kerry Eurodyne actually reads fan mail? Adorable.

Unbelievable :D Don't worry about it. We'll deal with her.

Let them scare her off? Or better yet, put her in a straitjacket?

Why not have a bit of fun? Write her back, give her Kovachek's address and say you'll be waiting for her there exactly one year from now :P

She probably thinks she's pregnant with Lizzy Wizzy's love child, too. Check if the store has a netpage, see if they ship to NC and get yourself something nice!

Kovachek went ballistic when he found out the yacht went up in smoke! Even went back on those pills that turn him into you know, whatever the opposite of a cyberpsycho is. More goo than a man haha this is greaaaaat!

Fine OK. As long as you care about MY dick, that is :P

Speakin of dickheads tho – turns out he stashed a ton of drugs on board! Like, two yachts' worth. And we sent aaaall of that to the bottom of the sea :D

Bay's full of fish high off their fins now!

Yeah duh they they took their happy fishy asses down to the spaceport and went to la la land.

Feel like blowing more of his shit up. Think he's got a luxury crib somewhere in the Rockies... Something to think about... :P

Anyway tellin ya whenever I'm down, I think about our seaventure and it's like insta good feels :*

FUCK NO! I GOT IT! We make a Kovachek voodoo doll! Can't wait to stab that prick right in the dick :D

I'm boooooooored, V. Let's play Truth or Dare! :D

Cmon, don't be like that. TRUTH or DARE???

OK, here it goes. Hope I got your full attention!

OKOK here's your dare: "Survive one year with a rockstar" :D

Here it goes: "After a little good morning sex, what I really want is..."

V! Made one of them picture riddles for you, V! Wanna see it? :D

Fuck yeah you do! Heeeere goes!

69 <3

No worries. Listen, we all have days like this. Thinking of you here with my little puzzle, hope that helps :*

Yeah, yeah, just warming up! Okay, get ready for round two!

*+* |$| >< #o.O# ;(

Sorry, all you get is a kiss :*

You got it, you shrewd beast :D

Congrats! Your reward – a Kerry Eurodyne sextape!

Now all that's left is to shoot it :P

I'll send you something sweet <3

You're not gonna believe this, V. I took one of those personality tests and apparently, I'm a NARCISSIST! Can you believe that shit??

I know, right? Good thing you're smart about these things.

You're so sweet, babe :*

You do... tend to be an arrogant snob. Not to mention your ego's the size of a small planet :*

!OBSOLETE

!OBSOLETE

Haha took the test again and now it says I'm a sociopath! Told you it's all bullshit!

Told you I'm not a narcissist! Honestly you should listen to me, I'm smarter than whatever "scientist" came up with this shit!

There's this merc I know and haven't seen for a while… oh yeah it's you! :D

C'mon pick up gotta tell you how wasted me and Slavoy McAllister got at this N54 rave xD Think we might've burnt down half the studio… by accident ofc XDD

Hey, V? Pick up, choom

Still can't top you 'n' me as a wrecking crew ;)

Fuck, you ok? Pick up dammit

not funny V

13 missed calls from: Kerry Eurodyne

Ah V fuuuck worlds biggest hangover, shakes and willies. Need a kind soul to tell me I'll come out the other side OK :-/ my age be damned ;-|

ABEver in the thick of shit, eh? It's where your&Johnny's minds meet, both uber vibe on it. JS better be fuckin happy - is he?

CSrsly V - soundin like you need time off, ad hoc vacay. U know, throw the monkey off your back, dunno, air your skull sponge.

BDunno, maybe…?

CMy door's wiiiiiiide open, always ;>

AOnly if I'm home, obvi. You're textin a raucous, go-get-'em busy man…

BOh ok mystery man - you do you. gotta say, findin this diss kinda titillating. Is it the masochist in me? tension's… ooooh, got my mouth watering.

A<3

BDo do do, plz. I'll be waitin

OK then I'll play support - we're all gonna all right, better'n all right - golden

Which is DEF NOT me now – after a fuckin weird-ass 48 hrs, and this is me talkin…!

just straaange… like unbelievably so

Ahem, got stories to tell, solid gold

Asalty! somebody's in a m0000d

BSo dig this – meet-up w the enemy, competing publishing bitchez. Top dogz, bubbly flowin, rails vanishing up noses – all in back of a stretch cuz they out to impress my ass with their asses. Kinda sad, really. Gotta give 'em an e for effort, tho – they say: choom, got a mountain o' eddies for ya. N I say, really – where from? N they say, our mountain's a volcano, it'll spew scratch like lava... Hm i say, how's that? N they say, Zetatech product placement – next tour, choom

Cwelp, hope you're whole and fine and happy. If you are, suck it. Dissin somebody like this – not nova, choom, supra unpreem

Bso I says let's go – Zetatech now! they practically jizz. Zetatech HQ I get out, drop my pants and moon eveybody lookin out the windows of the building while I give the bitchez in the limo the finger at the same time. N i called Delamain.
Del and me, we rollin, talkin anti-iperialism – any sense in it given the state of the world? Know what? we actually come to a conclusion – that nuthin makes sense anymore. So we go on rollin, and go on talkin and drinnk myself into grief. 18 hours later Del dropped me by my crib. He wished me GOOD LUCK IN THIS WORLD. choom was deep depressed, so much so he gave me a discount

AOK I get it, all crystal. Need a lil cheerin up or just leave you the fuck alone?

BPlain to see, admit it, I just might be the king of NC's nightlife

BAand may the consort bask in his light ;> xoxo

BBBETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.

Asay no more, luv ya and dreamin daily about your sweet tush <3 Eurodyne out

BOK catch:

How ya get a bass player to have that gleam in his eye?

Shine a flashlight in his ear.

That help any?

ok, so here's somethin to keep you warm at night in the meantime, you sweet precious thing <3

Nooo :( Who'm I gonna take to the N54 rave then? :(((

Wanted to surprise you…

Real fucking shame :/

I know ;( We'll crash multiple raves when I'm back in town tho :) Promise!

Oh please faithful's my middle name :*

Fuck really wish you could make it

Make it up to you 100%

Yo, why haven't you shot me a message or nothin?

I'm sitting over here like a dumbass waitin for my phone to start buzzin...

I know I know, didn't mean to be a total prick

Uh huh… suuuure…

The fuck do you think I'm doin right now?!?

So listen, how busy are ya? Gotta admit, I'm gettin the itch real bad. Like, a good itch, to see you I mean.

A megabuilding, huh? I mean, sure, guess that'll work...

Preem. Then I'll get there when I get there.

Perfect!

I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Ohhh baby, my ass is already out the door!

You outta your mind? No fucking way! Either we meet in NC proper or I ain't goin out.

Oh so that's how you wanna play this… nah, just messin, V. wink, wink. I'll catch ya another time!

Don't forget to tidy up a bit, yeah? ;)

So, wanna see me again? Fuck yeah! Your place ok?

Heeey! I do, I do! Just... can't right now. Schedule's crammed. But I'll be in touch real soon!

Goooood morning, Night City! And you, V!

You asleep? :P

You're one hot piece of ass, you know that right?

Listen, I'm bored outta my mind. Wanna be bored together at least?

Oh, what's that? You want me to come over? Sure!

You were in my dream last night. A good one. Don't worry, I ain't mad at dream V or nothin - in fact I wanna meet up!

I hit a creative block, need some inspiration. I need you. I'm coming over.

Over my cold, dead, bullet-riddled body! The fuck you even doing there?! Get back to civilization, V!

Oh so that's how you wanna play this… nah, just messin, V. wink, wink. I'll catch ya another time!

On my way!

Guess this means I have to change outta my bathrobe. The sacrifices we make!

Preem! Callin a Delamain right now!

I like you, V. Thought I owed you a little reminder of that.

And hey, not to impose or nothin, but if you wanna spend some more time together, don't be such a coward about it, y'know? Hit me up!!

Ain't we an adorable fuckin pair of sweethearts! Ha!

Careful with those boundaries now, V. Let em down too far and I might just move right in!

You honor me, sir!

Hang tough out there, V. And remember - don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Yo, V, this is a nice ride! Seems like whenever you're on my mind all I can think about is rides ;)

Thanks for the flowers! Thank christ they're artificial cuz I'm allergic to pollen. Sneezing, goopy eyes, the whole fuckin thing.

Also… "Feedback"? What? Did we hook up at one of my concerts? Honestly I can't remember.

Whaaa, well whatever, I don't need the whole sciency mumbo jumbo :D

Man, what the fuck was I on that night…

As crazy as my life is, without you it'd be boring as hell <3

There's this merc I know and haven't seen for a while… oh yeah it's you! :D

C'mon pick up gotta tell you how wasted me and Slavoy McAllister got at this N54 rave xD Think we might've burnt down half the studio… by accident ofc XDD

Hey, V? Pick up, choom

Still can't top you 'n' me as a wrecking crew ;)

Fuck, you ok? Pick up dammit

not funny V

13 missed calls from: Kerry Eurodyne

Fuckin christ, said it was gonna be a month and it's already been two

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