RE: shipment
"RE: shipment" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Dear Mr. Taki, Unfortunately, we are unable to grant your humble request. At the present time, no unit of Salomon's Fleet has sufficient cargo space to conduct a shipment of such magnitude.
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Dear Mr. Taki,
Unfortunately, we are unable to grant your humble request. At the present time, no unit of Salomon's Fleet has sufficient cargo space to conduct a shipment of such magnitude. Even if one did, we would still have to go through the approval process for transporting unstable substances (classed as C/z 03). Sincerely,
Cpt. Dimitar Zlatkov
Salomon's Fleet
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From: Hajime Taki
To: Dimitar Zlatkov
RE: shipment
Zlatkov, you lazy fuck,
this isn't a "humble request." Not enough space? So that tanker that docked in Night City – did I dream that in my fucking sleep? All you have to do is dump fuel from one tank into the bay and my people will take care of the rest. The quicker the better, because those chemicals don't like to stay out too long in the sun. Each day of delay increases the chances of an uncontrollable reaction – and trust me, you don't want it happening out at sea. And "approval?" Don't make me laugh. You have an operating license for every goddamnelement in the periodic table.
And one more thing. For every minute I waste on this fucking back-and-forth with you, I'm deducting one per cent of your standard rate, so think carefully about how you want to answer. Any other doubts you need me to stamp out?
Best,
Hajime Taki
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From: Dimitar Zlatkov
To: Hajime Taki
RE: shipment
Dear Mr. Taki
I apologize, there must have been some kind of misunderstanding. The tanker in question indeed belongs to us. Of course, we will promptly take care of your shipment.
Best wishes,
Cpt. Dimitar Zlatkov
Salomon's Fleet
Unfortunately, we are unable to grant your humble request. At the present time, no unit of Salomon's Fleet has sufficient cargo space to conduct a shipment of such magnitude. Even if one did, we would still have to go through the approval process for transporting unstable substances (classed as C/z 03). Sincerely,
Cpt. Dimitar Zlatkov
Salomon's Fleet
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From: Hajime Taki
To: Dimitar Zlatkov
RE: shipment
Zlatkov, you lazy fuck,
this isn't a "humble request." Not enough space? So that tanker that docked in Night City – did I dream that in my fucking sleep? All you have to do is dump fuel from one tank into the bay and my people will take care of the rest. The quicker the better, because those chemicals don't like to stay out too long in the sun. Each day of delay increases the chances of an uncontrollable reaction – and trust me, you don't want it happening out at sea. And "approval?" Don't make me laugh. You have an operating license for every goddamnelement in the periodic table.
And one more thing. For every minute I waste on this fucking back-and-forth with you, I'm deducting one per cent of your standard rate, so think carefully about how you want to answer. Any other doubts you need me to stamp out?
Best,
Hajime Taki
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From: Dimitar Zlatkov
To: Hajime Taki
RE: shipment
Dear Mr. Taki
I apologize, there must have been some kind of misunderstanding. The tanker in question indeed belongs to us. Of course, we will promptly take care of your shipment.
Best wishes,
Cpt. Dimitar Zlatkov
Salomon's Fleet
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