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you blind motherfuckers

"you blind motherfuckers" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. hey fuckfaces! you were supposed to clean the ride after the last gig. i asked if you checked under the seats, didn't i? DIDNT I?!

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hey fuckfaces! you were supposed to clean the ride after the last gig. i asked if you checked under the seats, didn't i? DIDNT I?! and you said yeah yeah you'll lick it clean there won't be a trace, and guess what? there fucking is. i checked under the seat yesterday and you know what i found? pieces of fucking brain. i could be wrong, but last time i checked, motherfucking pieces of brain don't fit under the motherfucking category SPOTLESS, do they?!

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