window exhibitionists
"window exhibitionists" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. hey since you've clearly chosen to ignore my previous ten emails, I'm adding the whole group in the hopes that it'll finally light a fire under your lazy asses.
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hey
since you've clearly chosen to ignore my previous ten emails, I'm adding the whole group in the hopes that it'll finally light a fire under your lazy asses. it's about the fuckheads across the way. fooling around all day, butt naked, don't even bother closing the curtain. the fuck is this, glen? this is downtown, have a little respect. anyway I respectfully request an intervention. I got little kids here at home! fucking do something about it! Mike
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From: Regal Residences Management
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Mr. Langley,
We do everything in our power to ensure pleasant living conditions for all our residents. Your comfort is our top priority. However, the administration has no control over what, in your words, the "fuckheads" in neighboring units do in the privacy of their own homes. We sincerely regret to hear that you are experiencing any discomfort. We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that your unit features window screens designed precisely to eliminate any unwanted views. The user instructions and list of available screens can be found in your Resident's Manual.
Warmest regards,
Regal Residences Management
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From: Mike L
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
hey
those screens are a fucking joke! they don't show anything, they just keep asking for my password. and YES I'm using the right one. please check it and fix it Mike
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From: Regal Residences Management
To:[ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Mike,
We are pleased to inform you that we have reset your password.
Warm regards,
Regal Residences Management
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From: Mike L
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
hey
too bad you cant reset the motherfucking flashers outside my window! yesterday they had another orgy! AN ORGY! since you can't seem to do anything about it I demand a new unit. one with a south-facing view. but not too much sun. same square footage or bigger, but I'm not paying an eddie more. I mean you owe me compensation anyways, right? Mike
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From: Regal Residences Management
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Sir,
We regret to inform you that we have just leased our last premium unit. However, we still have two 75 sqft microunits available. Both units are windowless, which should certainly solve your issue.
Regards,
Regal Residences Management
since you've clearly chosen to ignore my previous ten emails, I'm adding the whole group in the hopes that it'll finally light a fire under your lazy asses. it's about the fuckheads across the way. fooling around all day, butt naked, don't even bother closing the curtain. the fuck is this, glen? this is downtown, have a little respect. anyway I respectfully request an intervention. I got little kids here at home! fucking do something about it! Mike
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From: Regal Residences Management
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Mr. Langley,
We do everything in our power to ensure pleasant living conditions for all our residents. Your comfort is our top priority. However, the administration has no control over what, in your words, the "fuckheads" in neighboring units do in the privacy of their own homes. We sincerely regret to hear that you are experiencing any discomfort. We would like to take this opportunity to remind you that your unit features window screens designed precisely to eliminate any unwanted views. The user instructions and list of available screens can be found in your Resident's Manual.
Warmest regards,
Regal Residences Management
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From: Mike L
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
hey
those screens are a fucking joke! they don't show anything, they just keep asking for my password. and YES I'm using the right one. please check it and fix it Mike
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From: Regal Residences Management
To:[ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Mike,
We are pleased to inform you that we have reset your password.
Warm regards,
Regal Residences Management
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From: Mike L
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
hey
too bad you cant reset the motherfucking flashers outside my window! yesterday they had another orgy! AN ORGY! since you can't seem to do anything about it I demand a new unit. one with a south-facing view. but not too much sun. same square footage or bigger, but I'm not paying an eddie more. I mean you owe me compensation anyways, right? Mike
-----
From: Regal Residences Management
To: [ALL RESIDENTS]
RE: window exhibitionists
Dear Sir,
We regret to inform you that we have just leased our last premium unit. However, we still have two 75 sqft microunits available. Both units are windowless, which should certainly solve your issue.
Regards,
Regal Residences Management
