What’re you waiting for?

Listen, I don’t wanna sound like a nag, I mean how many times have I written the same thing? Already told you what it’s like livin’ without the corps constantly breathing down your neck. Wrote all about how you just gotta find yourself an empty spot, check if the roof’s ok and that’s all - home sweet home. No mortgage, no bills. Electricity and water’s yours as long as you set it up right. And that’s not hard, people help each other here. But I already wrote you that, right? Probably not even reading all my messages... But I’ll write you one more, last thing I swear. Best thing about Dogtown is that it’s SAFE. Hansen’s people are all right long as you follow the rules. There’s no gangs here, no cops, no stray bullet’s gonna bite you in the ass. Honest, you gotta come and see for yourself, you got no idea - no need to worry when you stick your head out the window to see what the weather’s like. Here nothing, absolutely NOTHING’s gonna hurt you. Unless something just falls outta the sky right onto your head ;)
Come on over!

Hank