Transcript from "The Mason & Joe Show"

MASON: Welcome back to the Mason & Joe Show!
JOE: Big thanks to all our misfits and dipshits tuning in!
MASON: As promised, today we're testin' out fan submissions.
JOE: The most twisted pills, powders and puffs you fuckers sent our way.
MASON: So, Joe, we ready to dive in the deep end?
JOE: Don't y'all forget to donate to our account to keep the good vibes rollin'.
JOE: Support your narcotic arts.
MASON: Fuckin' subscribe!
JOE: We'd love to get skezzed together.
MASON: Us here.
JOE: And you at home.
MASON: Let's start with an amped blend of this hot shit makin' waves in the city, glitter.
MASON: We had this sent our way by our long-time viewer, Mark.
MASON: Time to dive, brother.
JOE: How ya feel, Mason?
MASON: Dude, can't you see?
JOE: I don't see shit, brother. Gimme a hit.
MASON: Oh fuck!
MASON: It's kickin' hard now!
JOE: Yeah?
MASON: Bro, I love you, bro.
JOE: Love you too, man.
MASON: All right, feelin' pretty twisted now, smooth flutter to it, but I don't think the full hit's landed yet.
JOE: Something's off, man.
MASON: Ugh... Fuck me.
MASON: Fuckin' lungs feel heavy or somethin'.
JOE: Agh!
MASON: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
JOE: Stop it! We need--
MASON: Somebody call someone!
JOE: We--We're not fucking joking!
MASON: Agh, Christ help! Aaaaghh!