This week's audit
"This week's audit" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Dear all, As many of you know, this week's audit is simply a formality.
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Dear all,
As many of you know, this week's audit is simply a formality. We are required by law to periodically evaluate current laboratory safeguards for effectiveness and future modernization efforts.
Remember that this audit is as beneficial for the city's bookkeeping as it is to keep you and your research safe.
We're all playing for the same team here.
Please just treat this as a mandatory day off.
Best regards,
Anna Svart-Fästing
City Auditor
As many of you know, this week's audit is simply a formality. We are required by law to periodically evaluate current laboratory safeguards for effectiveness and future modernization efforts.
Remember that this audit is as beneficial for the city's bookkeeping as it is to keep you and your research safe.
We're all playing for the same team here.
Please just treat this as a mandatory day off.
Best regards,
Anna Svart-Fästing
City Auditor
