Stuff

My oh my, Jackie-boy... you've really outdone yourself this time. I spy with my little eye... a delicious bounty on your head and a lot of gonks who'd like a taste of it. I know, I know, the cooldown's tough, so let me spare you the endless wait with a little present. Take one puff – a day goes by. Two puffs – a whole week. It's like pressing the fast-forward button, except more fun. Don't worry about the money, you can pay me back when the dust settles. I have a few specimens I'd like to introduce you to... if you catch my drift. Get some rest, my dearest choom, and we'll play later.
BM