Stop! Don't do it

Let this be a warning to anyone thinking about buying this shop. Don't be fooled by the fantastic location or top-shelf equipment. Because guess what?! None of it will be yours, even after you sign whatever agreement the corp gives you. What, you surprised? Well, so was I. I shouldn't have been, though. It was right there in front of my eyes, in black and white. I didn't want to waste my time reading some complicated agreement with more twists than that apple novel by a certain Virginia. I also didn't bother doing my research, or else I would have found out the shop changed hands three times already this year, and the previous owners disappeared without a trace – except their debts, that is. All I can say is, I've dealt with my fair share of gangs looking for protection money or a one-time heist, but nobody, and I mean nobody, has ever fucked me over quite like the suits at Zetatech. So I've got only one answer for them: a wrench to the face and a vise for their fingers.