Sanitation inspection

Hey, Amber? Could you please stop writing that everything's 10/10 in your reports when it's actually not? I've asked you a hundred times to remove cigarette butts from the toilets instead of trying to flush them. IT. DOESN'T. WORK. Your tiara won't slip off your head if you put on some gloves and just fish them out - that's for starters.
Two: I know you're stealing company soap and filling the soap dispensers with floor cleaner. You pull that shit again and I'll take it upstairs, after which you'll be shelling out compensation for corroded implants.

Three: toilet paper - the end should be on the OUTSIDE, not the inside.
Jennifer D.