RE: Over. My. Dead. Fucking. Body.

O! my bright shining star! What must I do to quell thy fiery temper? :) True, it's not that easy to get rid of me – after all, a contract's a contract. So please, I beg you, don't loosen your lawyers' leashes. Let me ask you this though: are things really THAT bad? Look at how much we've achieved together. KERRY EURODYNE is a BRAND. A LIVING LEGEND. An IDOL to more people than any other celebrity could ever dream of! Consider, in that delicate little rockerboy's heart of yours, that if it wasn't for your ever-loyal crusader, ol' Uncle Kovachek, who else would've nudged you in the right direction at the right times? With undying love,
–CB