Presents

The kids say thanks for the presents. Seems they were all pleasantly surprised they have a fucking father after all. If you were trying to buy their love, well – congratulations. They're happy enough to want to come see you.

-----

From: Kerry Eurodyne
To: Louise Nordin Eurodyne
RE: Presents
Louise, come on. You know I can't have Ted and Kim over here.
I'm living here with fifteen figure skaters and a wind-up version of one of those organ grinder monkeys.
This is no place for children.

-----

From: Louise Nordin Eurodyne
To: Kerry Eurodyne
RE: Presents

Read that one aloud to them. Too bad you weren't there to see their faces.

-----

From: Kerry Eurodyne
To: Louise Nordin Eurodyne
RE: Presents

Are you out of your fucking mind? Why are you getting them involved? I'm serious, they can't stay here with me.
But you know what, maybe we could go on a trip somewhere? They had a lot of fun on the islands last time.
Actually, why don't you just go with them? I'll take care of the hotel, tickets, everything, just tell me when.