please do something!
"please do something!" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Not to be a pain but I am paying for this room and I expect a certain standard of comfort and service.
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Not to be a pain but I am paying for this room and I expect a certain standard of comfort and service. I understand there's nothing you can do about all the noise from the market (I can live with having to keep my windows closed) but I'm disappointed in your lack of willingness to keep control of your guests. ESPECIALLY THAT WOMAN IN ROOM 203. I don't know if a louder person exists on this earth. She's constantly talking (even at the wee hours of the night) and clearly doesn't hold an ounce of decency toward any of her neighbors. My guess is she's a junkie and is too skezzed out of her mind to get a wink of sleep herself. Not to mention all the undesirables who appear to keep visiting her room. I mean no disrepect but please do your jobs!