Shard Phantom Liberty
Only the hottest iron on the market! <3
"Only the hottest iron on the market! <3" – shard from Cyberpunk 2077 (Phantom Liberty). Yo yo yooo it’s your favorite irongirl here! Comin’ at you with the latest in only the BEST in military iron.
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Yo yo yooo it’s your favorite irongirl here! Comin’ at you with the latest in only the BEST in military iron. You would not BELIEVE how much gear I tested this past week, and even some from the one and only Tsunami! We love you Tsunamiiii <3
Time to dive in! Let's start with something special. I'm talkin special like "special forces" special, not like "oh wow, so special!" special. Nokota released their flagship sniper - the Osprey. If we wanna get all technical in the price-to-quality analsyis, my super scientific conclusion is: good shit that's expensive but, like, not TOO expensive. It's not so easy to find - definitely more common in military circles, but if you get your hands on one, you gotta try it out and squeeze out a few rounds. And if you actually buy one, all your chooms will know you may be a broke-ass bitch, but you ain't THAT broke. Oh btw, I literally took out a NiCola can at 400 yards, soooo... yeah, that's the kind iron we're talkin. Highly effective, but no miracle worker - your parents still won't love you.
Ok, movin on from mid-range to... even midder range! Two rifles: the Militech Hercules 3AX and the HA-7 Warden. And yeah, they're both, like... pretty alright. The Warden's ugly and the Hercules looks like a tractor. Side note: It only fires poisonous rounds. Fancy-shmancy? Nah. Effective? Yah-yah. And while we're still talking ugly iron in the middest of ranges - a revolver from Techtronika would like to enter the chat -- the Metel. Also ugly, but at least you can hide it in your purse.
Phew! Ok... time for the best part -- the lux brands! The Tsunami Kyubi assault rifle can deliver some serious boo-boos and looks good doing it! Can 1000% recommend. Period. That's it. Next up? Finally finally FINALLY, my absolute fave: the Tsunami Kappa <3 This cute little handgun practically fires itself, so my lazy ass orded one in every color hehe ;)
That’s all I got for you today my little ironbabies, catch you next time!! Byeeeee!
Time to dive in! Let's start with something special. I'm talkin special like "special forces" special, not like "oh wow, so special!" special. Nokota released their flagship sniper - the Osprey. If we wanna get all technical in the price-to-quality analsyis, my super scientific conclusion is: good shit that's expensive but, like, not TOO expensive. It's not so easy to find - definitely more common in military circles, but if you get your hands on one, you gotta try it out and squeeze out a few rounds. And if you actually buy one, all your chooms will know you may be a broke-ass bitch, but you ain't THAT broke. Oh btw, I literally took out a NiCola can at 400 yards, soooo... yeah, that's the kind iron we're talkin. Highly effective, but no miracle worker - your parents still won't love you.
Ok, movin on from mid-range to... even midder range! Two rifles: the Militech Hercules 3AX and the HA-7 Warden. And yeah, they're both, like... pretty alright. The Warden's ugly and the Hercules looks like a tractor. Side note: It only fires poisonous rounds. Fancy-shmancy? Nah. Effective? Yah-yah. And while we're still talking ugly iron in the middest of ranges - a revolver from Techtronika would like to enter the chat -- the Metel. Also ugly, but at least you can hide it in your purse.
Phew! Ok... time for the best part -- the lux brands! The Tsunami Kyubi assault rifle can deliver some serious boo-boos and looks good doing it! Can 1000% recommend. Period. That's it. Next up? Finally finally FINALLY, my absolute fave: the Tsunami Kappa <3 This cute little handgun practically fires itself, so my lazy ass orded one in every color hehe ;)
That’s all I got for you today my little ironbabies, catch you next time!! Byeeeee!
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