Night ass-kicking report
"Night ass-kicking report" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Incident report 1. Incident type: public disturbance resulting in serious ass-kicking and shard retrieval. 2. Incident time: Around 2 am, dunno, ain’t a fucking watchmaker. 3.
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Incident report
1. Incident type: public disturbance resulting in serious ass-kicking and shard retrieval.
2. Incident time: Around 2 am, dunno, ain’t a fucking watchmaker.
3. Incident location: Santo Domingo, Arroyo.
4. Incident participants: Jimmy, Pat, Plug and me.
5. Incident description: Not much to say, really. Some drunk gonk was screaming his ass off in the middle of the night, so I told him to shut it. The fucker called me an ass-muncher, said I’m worth less than his piss – and then he pulled his pecker out, to piss on me, I think. Had a corpo face with a corpo suit to match, so we gladly proceeded to beat the shit out of him. May have gone a bit too overboard cuz his Trauma package triggered. Anyhoo, before we left, Jimmy dropkicked his face so hard a shard popped out of his neural. So we took it. Data was encrypted, but we know the corpo’s name was Karl Ginsky, slaving for Kang Tao. We’re trying to decipher it now to see what the gonk stored in his head.
1. Incident type: public disturbance resulting in serious ass-kicking and shard retrieval.
2. Incident time: Around 2 am, dunno, ain’t a fucking watchmaker.
3. Incident location: Santo Domingo, Arroyo.
4. Incident participants: Jimmy, Pat, Plug and me.
5. Incident description: Not much to say, really. Some drunk gonk was screaming his ass off in the middle of the night, so I told him to shut it. The fucker called me an ass-muncher, said I’m worth less than his piss – and then he pulled his pecker out, to piss on me, I think. Had a corpo face with a corpo suit to match, so we gladly proceeded to beat the shit out of him. May have gone a bit too overboard cuz his Trauma package triggered. Anyhoo, before we left, Jimmy dropkicked his face so hard a shard popped out of his neural. So we took it. Data was encrypted, but we know the corpo’s name was Karl Ginsky, slaving for Kang Tao. We’re trying to decipher it now to see what the gonk stored in his head.
