Next steps
"Next steps" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Tucker, You're going to see a letter from HR tomorrow with a smorgasbord of masturbatory corpo-speak. You know me – I don't go in for that bullshit, so I'll just lay it on you straight.
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Tucker,
You're going to see a letter from HR tomorrow with a smorgasbord of masturbatory corpo-speak.
You know me – I don't go in for that bullshit, so I'll just lay it on you straight. I'm kicking you off the board. You'll be demoted to Expert Manager. You'll lose access to your security plan, Trauma Team platinum, company apartment, and so on and so forth.
If this sounds like a punishment – good. That's the idea. Maybe you'll learn something.
This isn't about that girl, obviously. Fuck her. It's because you were a fucking gonk. Driving alone, drunk, with important documents in the trunk. This could've ended badly for the company. Very badly.
I should fire you, fuck it – make you disappear, even. I mean, if I didn't know better I'd say you had a deathwish. But I've decided to give you a second chance. Get your shit together and don't make me regret this.
Jacob Lan
CEO
Kiroshi Optics
You're going to see a letter from HR tomorrow with a smorgasbord of masturbatory corpo-speak.
You know me – I don't go in for that bullshit, so I'll just lay it on you straight. I'm kicking you off the board. You'll be demoted to Expert Manager. You'll lose access to your security plan, Trauma Team platinum, company apartment, and so on and so forth.
If this sounds like a punishment – good. That's the idea. Maybe you'll learn something.
This isn't about that girl, obviously. Fuck her. It's because you were a fucking gonk. Driving alone, drunk, with important documents in the trunk. This could've ended badly for the company. Very badly.
I should fire you, fuck it – make you disappear, even. I mean, if I didn't know better I'd say you had a deathwish. But I've decided to give you a second chance. Get your shit together and don't make me regret this.
Jacob Lan
CEO
Kiroshi Optics
