New Musical Front Making Waves

Are you sick 'n' tired of all that iridium rock music, too? I mean, you can't plug into a feeder these days without getting slapped with another "hit" by Cibarrus, CReo or Don Morena . Eclectic sounds are good, sure, but only as a counterbalance to the dominant trend. But listening to this stuff all the time gets old, FAST. Luckily, for all those malcontents out there like me, a new generation of electric guitar magicians can already be heard just beyond the horizon. All I can say is, buy tickets to Miss FiXxXer and Chlorine Nuggets concerts before prices jump by some 300%. Believe you me, soon no one will remember Cibarrus and co. anymore.
To all you doubters, lemme remind you that not so long ago ya'll thought lazerpop was the second coming of Christ.