netrunner chair
"netrunner chair" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. I need new coils for the netrunner chair (model ioz-342yt) that I bought from you a week ago.
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I need new coils for the netrunner chair (model ioz-342yt) that I bought from you a week ago. The ones that came with short-circed MY GRID – should've tested it when I was at yours, maybe if your systems'd fried you'd be more careful about the crap you sell to people!!!
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From: We.Sell.Everything.NC
To: Russel Greene
RE: netrunner chair
Choom, you bought a chair for watching TV – you've gotta be gonked to try to jack that into the net. This tech's practically ancient. Forget the coils and disconnect that junk before you flatline yourself. This isn't no toy for wannabe runners. Let this be a lesson to you – do your research before you buy something.
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From: Russel Greene
To: We.Sell.Everything.NC
RE: Netrunner chair
The fact that you can't repair it proves you're a bunch of incompetent HACKS. Whatever, I'll just fix it myself. You just lost a customer, and good luck getting any others, because I'm telling everyone that We.Sell.Everything.NC SUCKS!!
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From: We.Sell.Everything.NC
To: Russel Greene
RE: netrunner chair
Choom, you bought a chair for watching TV – you've gotta be gonked to try to jack that into the net. This tech's practically ancient. Forget the coils and disconnect that junk before you flatline yourself. This isn't no toy for wannabe runners. Let this be a lesson to you – do your research before you buy something.
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From: Russel Greene
To: We.Sell.Everything.NC
RE: Netrunner chair
The fact that you can't repair it proves you're a bunch of incompetent HACKS. Whatever, I'll just fix it myself. You just lost a customer, and good luck getting any others, because I'm telling everyone that We.Sell.Everything.NC SUCKS!!
