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MY FUCKING TOOLS!

"MY FUCKING TOOLS!" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. YOU PIECE OF SHIT I ORDERED A TOOLKIT FROM YOU AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET IT YESTERDAY TO GIVE AS A GIFT BUT KNOW WHAT?? I DONT HAVE IT! NOW ITS ON YOU TO DELIVER IT PERSONALLY TO ALLEN KASE.

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YOU PIECE OF SHIT I ORDERED A TOOLKIT FROM YOU AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET IT YESTERDAY TO GIVE AS A GIFT BUT KNOW WHAT?? I DONT HAVE IT! NOW ITS ON YOU TO DELIVER IT PERSONALLY TO ALLEN KASE. IF I DONT SEE YOUR WITH TAHT FUCKING GEAR IN HAND YOU ARE F.U.C.K.E.D.!!!

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From: Kab Tools
To: Josh Miyazaki
RE: MY FUCKING TOOLS!

Good morning, Josh,

I checked the status of your order and it appears to be incomplete. Unfortunately, I cannot ship you your kit until you process your payment. Once I've received confirmation that the order has been completed, I will send the package right away. I apologize for any inconvenience.

Mike Kowalski
Kab Tools

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From: Josh Miyazaki
To: Kab Tools
RE: MY FUCKING TOOLS!

FUCKING SCAMMER DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURE DEALING WITH?!? I SAID I PAID NOW GET THE FUCK OVER TO ALLEN OR REGRET IT

TYGER CLAWS!!!! 4 LIFE!!!!
CONGRATZ YOU FUCKED YOURSELF

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