Computer file
List of our most popular hobby swords (non-combat)
"List of our most popular hobby swords (non-combat)" – computer file from Cyberpunk 2077. Weaboo Naginata – with this in your home arsenal, no one could (or would) touch you with a 10-foot pole. Cuntlord Katana – buy this and your mother won't dare kick you out of the house.
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Weaboo Naginata – with this in your home arsenal, no one could (or would) touch you with a 10-foot pole.
Cuntlord Katana – buy this and your mother won't dare kick you out of the house.
TC MonoKatana – for aspiring Tygers who are better suited as house cats.
Spudslayer Tanto – those potatoes won't peel themselves, samurai...
Otaku Tanto – perfectly complements the figurines and plushies on your mantle.
Heaven's Storm – Improving an already perfect weapon such as the katana is no easy task, but we have succeeded in doing so. The blade of this katana has been enchanted with the souls of lesser demons known as "cellar imps." But beware! If you do not cast the right protective barrier when wielding this blade, you may fall victim to the "basement dweller" curse!
Heaven's Storm: Enchanted Katana
DAMAGE type: shameful memories, unhealable
DAMAGE bonus: +3 ENVY damage to enemies with the "basement dweller" curse
EQUIP restriction: warriors with EMOTIONAL MATURITY perk cannot wield it
Cuntlord Katana – buy this and your mother won't dare kick you out of the house.
TC MonoKatana – for aspiring Tygers who are better suited as house cats.
Spudslayer Tanto – those potatoes won't peel themselves, samurai...
Otaku Tanto – perfectly complements the figurines and plushies on your mantle.
Heaven's Storm – Improving an already perfect weapon such as the katana is no easy task, but we have succeeded in doing so. The blade of this katana has been enchanted with the souls of lesser demons known as "cellar imps." But beware! If you do not cast the right protective barrier when wielding this blade, you may fall victim to the "basement dweller" curse!
Heaven's Storm: Enchanted Katana
DAMAGE type: shameful memories, unhealable
DAMAGE bonus: +3 ENVY damage to enemies with the "basement dweller" curse
EQUIP restriction: warriors with EMOTIONAL MATURITY perk cannot wield it
