last chance
"last chance" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Gentlemen Because I've valued our longstanding cooperation, I mean no disrespect when I ask: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Did you really think I wouldn't notice 4 missing liters of flunitrazepam?
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Gentlemen
Because I've valued our longstanding cooperation, I mean no disrespect when I ask: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Did you really think I wouldn't notice 4 missing liters of flunitrazepam? Yes, yes… check the difficult word on the canister you klepped from me. If either of you were too dumb to drink any of it already, then I'm writing to two corpses right now. If you already sold it on the black market, then it'll be back in my office the day after tomorrow and your boss will not be pleased with this entrepreneurial streak of yours (which, again, means I'm writing to two corpses). Still, if you're reading this now, you might still have a chance to keep breathing.
Return the flunitrazepam immediately or I'll be seeing you on my table soon. Don't fuck with me again.
Charles Bucks
Because I've valued our longstanding cooperation, I mean no disrespect when I ask: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Did you really think I wouldn't notice 4 missing liters of flunitrazepam? Yes, yes… check the difficult word on the canister you klepped from me. If either of you were too dumb to drink any of it already, then I'm writing to two corpses right now. If you already sold it on the black market, then it'll be back in my office the day after tomorrow and your boss will not be pleased with this entrepreneurial streak of yours (which, again, means I'm writing to two corpses). Still, if you're reading this now, you might still have a chance to keep breathing.
Return the flunitrazepam immediately or I'll be seeing you on my table soon. Don't fuck with me again.
Charles Bucks