Kurt Hansen's Wake

According to documents provided by law firm Asukaga & Finch, apparently it was Kurt Hansen's last will to be cremated and have his ashes scattered over a particular storm channel in Dogtown "with the accompaniment of live Balkan folk music." Unfortunately, for obvious reasons, we cannot accomodate his final wishes. The people need to see the body of their leader, their contractor, their friend. Instead, we will honor him with a send-off befitting his position – one that will leave nothing to doubt and speculation. We've decided to hold a wake for him at the Black Sapphire. It should be a respectful, open-casket service, appropriate for remembering his life, his death and his legacy. Snacks and beverages should also be provided. We expect many of Hansen's foreign associates to attend, so everything has to be perfect.

Jago