humanitarian aid

Don’t worry about a thing, man. You think this is our first rodeo? The trucks are plastered in red crosses, we got the right logos, bar codes, etc. I mean the fuckers even smell like love and charity. You really think someone’s gonna peek under the tarp? Under that spotless virginal veil? No fuckin’ way, choom. You take the convoy in Night City, drive to the border, high five our SoCal choom and then fuckin chill! Only we’ll know it’s packin’ rifles and grenades instead of bandages and chemo.