Help
"Help" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Yo Japaleno Joe, what is up my choom! Long time no see man! How you been? Me, well... I been better. Things are a little rough right now.
Text
Yo Japaleno Joe, what is up my choom! Long time no see man! How you been? Me, well... I been better. Things are a little rough right now. Got that DT, getting worse, shakes are so bad it's like I'mma bust through the wall. Anyway, need a safe spot to get clean – help your choom out? Like I helped you back then?
-----
From: Jalapeño Joe
To: Gobby
RE: Help
Choom, you got it twisted. Just cause you loaned me a few eds (which I paid back!) don't mean we're chooms till the end of the world. So take that sob story of yours back where it came from. Shouldn'ta started up again.
Anyway, lemme spell it out for you:
1) no, you can't come up here, 2) no, I won't help you, 3) it's JALAPEÑO not JAPALENO for fuck's sake, not that hard.
-----
From: Jalapeño Joe
To: Gobby
RE: Help
Choom, you got it twisted. Just cause you loaned me a few eds (which I paid back!) don't mean we're chooms till the end of the world. So take that sob story of yours back where it came from. Shouldn'ta started up again.
Anyway, lemme spell it out for you:
1) no, you can't come up here, 2) no, I won't help you, 3) it's JALAPEÑO not JAPALENO for fuck's sake, not that hard.
