Shard Phantom Liberty

Fuck, Just Move Already: My Time at the Dogtown Border

"Fuck, Just Move Already: My Time at the Dogtown Border" – shard from Cyberpunk 2077 (Phantom Liberty). Fuck well here I am day 3 (THREE) of sitting on my ass. Some guard chick lies to my face again that for sure I’ll get in today. And then what? Then fuck all.

Text

Fuck well here I am day 3 (THREE) of sitting on my ass. Some guard chick lies to my face again that for sure I’ll get in today. And then what? Then fuck all.

Did everything they said, greased a few palms, even gave ‘em a little extra over their going rates, sure, gotta let ‘em know I’m not some naive gonk. Every damn time I ask that fucking guard, she just says soon, soon, any minute now, just a little more patience. I’m about to lose my goddamn mind, I’m so bored.

So I figured, hey, why not write about my time standing at the border, if they decide they won’t let me in after all or bleed every last eddie outta me, least I might land on some posthumous bestseller list.

Had a look around, seen everything there is to see, and far as I can tell they only let in peeps who’ve already been inside and whose faces the guards already know. Like some sorta fuckin’ cult, everyone knows everyone or at least has seen their face enough times they wanna puke at the sight of ‘em.

Guards won’t even let the richest fuckin’ corposuits in if the bosses upstairs don’t give ‘em the go-ahead.

Quests

Item

Help us see which guides, builds and tools get read – so we can expand the right games first. We use Google Analytics for this (cookies, usage data, also in the USA), only with your consent. No ads, no selling of your data. You can change this at any time under “Cookie settings” at the bottom of the page.

Privacy Imprint

Switch game

Action RPG

Open-world RPG

Survival RPG

Coming soon

Tools