Explain yourself
"Explain yourself" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Is this week some kind of fucking joke? Exactly how many BDs you sell? I want a list of which ones, how many and to who. It's 4 PM already and we're not even CLOSE to our target.
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Is this week some kind of fucking joke? Exactly how many BDs you sell? I want a list of which ones, how many and to who. It's 4 PM already and we're not even CLOSE to our target.
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From: The Original Gopnik
To: Nadya Papayanova
RE: Explain yourself
OK, I got a little distracted from actual sales, but hear me out – I have a fucking good excuse.
Next week we could be make twice – no, TRIPLE our target! I specced this guy from Jig-Jig Street on the Pleasures of NC site. He's not the usual street hawker, doesn't have the gift of the gab, but all it takes is a few words and he knows exactly the kind of person he's doing biz with and what they're after.
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From: Nadya Papayanova
To: The Original Gopnik
RE: Explain yourself
If you think you fool me with this "I'm actually working" bullshit when really you just surf porn sites and hang out with lowlifes instead of making SALES – then you're only fooling yourself.
Next week you're making DOUBLE the target, and I make up whatever is missing with implants I rip out of you myself. Clear?
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From: The Original Gopnik
To: Nadya Papayanova
RE: Explain yourself
No need for that. I already met the guy, gave him a few of our BDs as a trial run and before I even got back to the studio he called asking if we have more. Trust me – he knows what peeps like and what sells.
He's not the "How can I help you?" customer service type, but I never saw anyone leave empty handed. Customers'll be drawn to the DH Moth brand like our BD stars are to the light at the end of the tunnel.
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From: The Original Gopnik
To: Nadya Papayanova
RE: Explain yourself
OK, I got a little distracted from actual sales, but hear me out – I have a fucking good excuse.
Next week we could be make twice – no, TRIPLE our target! I specced this guy from Jig-Jig Street on the Pleasures of NC site. He's not the usual street hawker, doesn't have the gift of the gab, but all it takes is a few words and he knows exactly the kind of person he's doing biz with and what they're after.
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From: Nadya Papayanova
To: The Original Gopnik
RE: Explain yourself
If you think you fool me with this "I'm actually working" bullshit when really you just surf porn sites and hang out with lowlifes instead of making SALES – then you're only fooling yourself.
Next week you're making DOUBLE the target, and I make up whatever is missing with implants I rip out of you myself. Clear?
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From: The Original Gopnik
To: Nadya Papayanova
RE: Explain yourself
No need for that. I already met the guy, gave him a few of our BDs as a trial run and before I even got back to the studio he called asking if we have more. Trust me – he knows what peeps like and what sells.
He's not the "How can I help you?" customer service type, but I never saw anyone leave empty handed. Customers'll be drawn to the DH Moth brand like our BD stars are to the light at the end of the tunnel.
