DRAFT
"DRAFT" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. listen karl I know this isn't a fuckin resort but this draft gettin on our fuckin nerves!!1 I swear to god it's that valve by the pipes I can't opn.
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listen karl I know this isn't a fuckin resort but this draft gettin on our fuckin nerves!!1 I swear to god it's that valve by the pipes I can't opn. If i gotta melt in the basement during the day watchin that caldo cunt it would be real fuckin super if I didn't FREEZE MY ASS OFF at night! Do somethin about this goddamn "fully insulated basement" before my i get icicles on my balls!!
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From: karl
To: Morris
RE: DRAFT
Dear Mr. Morris, we received your complaint about a draft in the basement. After discussing it with our best technicians, we believe we have a solution to your problem: BLOW THAT FUCKING DRAFT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, PRINCESS! waht the fuck else you want, a fucking heated floor? hot tub? we got guys layin their lives on the highwya so you don't have to and you still fucking gripe about it. Do me a favor jab your eyes out with one of them ball icicles!!
Sincerely,
fuck you
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From: karl
To: Morris
RE: DRAFT
Dear Mr. Morris, we received your complaint about a draft in the basement. After discussing it with our best technicians, we believe we have a solution to your problem: BLOW THAT FUCKING DRAFT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, PRINCESS! waht the fuck else you want, a fucking heated floor? hot tub? we got guys layin their lives on the highwya so you don't have to and you still fucking gripe about it. Do me a favor jab your eyes out with one of them ball icicles!!
Sincerely,
fuck you
