Detention in times of renovation

I'm assuming that everyone has already caught on to the fact that this so-called "renovation" of Tycho Terminal probably won't be finished before the second coming of Christ. That means our "temporary" interrogation room, which doesn't conform to any health and safety standards, has become our "permanent" interrogation room "until further notice." I tried to explain to the Board that we can't detain more than one person at a time, which makes our arrest numbers look bad. You know what their advice was? "Raise your guilty confession statistics" from suspects. You don't gotta tell me twice.