Complaint
"Complaint" – email from Cyberpunk 2077.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Seeing as my last complaint has not yielded any results, I felt it once more incumbent on me to draw your attention to the unacceptable behavior of Bartolomeo Mordellini, owner of the yacht, "GEIshhhhA." Mr. Mordellini has transformed his yacht into a club of questionable reputation, in the process breaking at least two of the marina's rules (art. 8, "noise curfew," art. 11, "conducting economic activity on marina grounds"). We have on our hands a particularly disruptive neighbor: noise prevents sleep and constant movement on marina grounds poses a safety risk. As if that weren't enough, Mr. Mordellini's guests either do not know how or do not want to behave like normal human beings. Every morning the dock is blanketed in broken glass and used condoms. I firmly demand an immediate and decisive response from the marina's administration. Otherwise, I will be forced to take my vessel elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Josh Kavorkin
Seeing as my last complaint has not yielded any results, I felt it once more incumbent on me to draw your attention to the unacceptable behavior of Bartolomeo Mordellini, owner of the yacht, "GEIshhhhA." Mr. Mordellini has transformed his yacht into a club of questionable reputation, in the process breaking at least two of the marina's rules (art. 8, "noise curfew," art. 11, "conducting economic activity on marina grounds"). We have on our hands a particularly disruptive neighbor: noise prevents sleep and constant movement on marina grounds poses a safety risk. As if that weren't enough, Mr. Mordellini's guests either do not know how or do not want to behave like normal human beings. Every morning the dock is blanketed in broken glass and used condoms. I firmly demand an immediate and decisive response from the marina's administration. Otherwise, I will be forced to take my vessel elsewhere.
Sincerely,
Josh Kavorkin
