Company is closed
"Company is closed" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. Unfortunately, despite numerous initiatives aimed at reducing our operating guests, including extra commitment from our workers, we have ended this quarter with a loss.
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Unfortunately, despite numerous initiatives aimed at reducing our operating guests, including extra commitment from our workers, we have ended this quarter with a loss. In light of these results, bearing in mind the multiple threats of violence from our competitors, the board of directors has decided to liquidate the company's assets. We kindly request that all employees empty out their desks and drawers before 8PM, after which we will hand over the building's keys to its owner. The company's remaining capital will be paid out in dividends to the company's directors. All other employees will receive coupons for selected products in ALL FOODS stores, equivalent to the value of each employee's weekly salary.
Respectfully,
The Board
Respectfully,
The Board