CLEAN UP PLEASE!!!

I know we're not here to win a Swedish Academy Award for Keeping Our Shit Clean, I know we're all super important scientists at the top of our respective fields and that nobody wants to scrub a fucking toilet, but COME THE FUCK ON!! We don't have a cleaning staff here, and unless you feel like sticking to the floor every time you wanna use the bathroom PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE clean the toilet after you use it and wipe the floor. Seriously. They told me I'd go fucking nuts sitting underground for months on end, but nobody said it was because I'd be stuck down here with a bunch of slobs. Here's the cleaning stuff, it does what it says on the label, you figure it out.
Lisa