"Bodycount lottery results in Heywood" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. This morning, at the crack of dawn, a robbery of a Heywood corner store at dawn led to a shootout. Right before the final count, two more bodies – a Ms. Jablonsky and a Mr.
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This morning, at the crack of dawn, a robbery of a Heywood corner store at dawn led to a shootout. Right before the final count, two more bodies – a Ms. Jablonsky and a Mr. El-Ahmar – brought the total tally up to 216. The odds were tipped by a certain Joshua Stephenson, a known member of a local drug gang. Damn you, Stephenson! We bet on 214 – and to have it snatched away from us at the very last moment! In any event, congratulations to the winners of this year's contest. Consider us jealous.
