Archived Conversation: Zachary Preston and Bert Reid
"Archived Conversation: Zachary Preston and Bert Reid" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. ZACHARY: supsup? BERT: you gonna make it with that cat?
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ZACHARY: supsup?
BERT: you gonna make it with that cat?
ZACHARY: we'll get there
BERT: because if you're gonna be late, I'd rather know now
BERT: you're still a ways off NC
BERT: and this spoiled 16 year old brat
BERT: who just has to have her precious kitty cat
BERT: on her bday, not later
BERT: if she doesn't, she'll be sad and her dad will tear my balls off
ZACHARY: yeah yeah we're movin, paid the borderlies, made it thru like usual
ZACHARY: your balls will live to itch another day
BERT: I'll believe you once the cat's here
ZACHARY: why's it so cold?
ZACHARY: is it cuz of some hacked dna shit?
BERT: what do you mean?
ZACHARY: the cat
ZACHARY: this guy's so cute, we were fast friends
BERT: wait you took him out of the cage?
ZACHARY: yeah, he's on my lap helping me drive
BERT: WHAT THE FUCK
BERT: ARE YOU INSANE?!
BERT: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT THING IS WORTH?!
BERT: IF YOU FUCK THIS UP THEN YOURE ON YOUR OWN FOR THE NEXT ROUTE
BERT: IM SERIOUS
BERT: I DONT CARE IF ITS ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING CHINA
ZACHARY: dude, chill, he's I got him on a leash
ZACHARY: little fuzzball isn't going anywhere
BERT: put him back in there now!!
ZACHARY: one sec
ZACHARY: btw you know he glows in the dark too?
ZACHARY: and that he has, like, these little thumbs?
ZACHARY: jesus christ
ZACHARY: little shit
BERT: what?
ZACHARY: he scratched me (how is something so soft also so sharp?)
ZACHARY: something spooked him
ZACHARY: took me off the road it stung so bad
BERT: well get back on the road
BERT: and put it in the goddamn cage
ZACHARY: shit, I ran into some drones
BERT: drones?
BERT: you gonna make it with that cat?
ZACHARY: we'll get there
BERT: because if you're gonna be late, I'd rather know now
BERT: you're still a ways off NC
BERT: and this spoiled 16 year old brat
BERT: who just has to have her precious kitty cat
BERT: on her bday, not later
BERT: if she doesn't, she'll be sad and her dad will tear my balls off
ZACHARY: yeah yeah we're movin, paid the borderlies, made it thru like usual
ZACHARY: your balls will live to itch another day
BERT: I'll believe you once the cat's here
ZACHARY: why's it so cold?
ZACHARY: is it cuz of some hacked dna shit?
BERT: what do you mean?
ZACHARY: the cat
ZACHARY: this guy's so cute, we were fast friends
BERT: wait you took him out of the cage?
ZACHARY: yeah, he's on my lap helping me drive
BERT: WHAT THE FUCK
BERT: ARE YOU INSANE?!
BERT: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT THING IS WORTH?!
BERT: IF YOU FUCK THIS UP THEN YOURE ON YOUR OWN FOR THE NEXT ROUTE
BERT: IM SERIOUS
BERT: I DONT CARE IF ITS ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING CHINA
ZACHARY: dude, chill, he's I got him on a leash
ZACHARY: little fuzzball isn't going anywhere
BERT: put him back in there now!!
ZACHARY: one sec
ZACHARY: btw you know he glows in the dark too?
ZACHARY: and that he has, like, these little thumbs?
ZACHARY: jesus christ
ZACHARY: little shit
BERT: what?
ZACHARY: he scratched me (how is something so soft also so sharp?)
ZACHARY: something spooked him
ZACHARY: took me off the road it stung so bad
BERT: well get back on the road
BERT: and put it in the goddamn cage
ZACHARY: shit, I ran into some drones
BERT: drones?
