Archived Conversation: Wilbur and Leah

WILBUR: hey Leah
LEAH: hey
WILBUR: so, got any eager buyers?
LEAH: yup
LEAH: tygers
LEAH: triple my asking amount
WILBUR: sounds good
WILBUR: too good to be true
LEAH: jealousy, subtle
LEAH: all cuz i'm filthy fucking rich
WILBUR: bet your sweet ass I am
WILBUR: but that wont change the facts...
WILBUR: this reeks a mile off
WILBUR: in your shoes, i'd rather stick my finger up a cat's asshole than touch this deal
LEAH: right right
LEAH: gotta go, call ya from Hawaii
LEAH: narc