Archived Conversation: Trevor Estrada and Matt Reyes

TREVOR ESTRADA: it's time. they're coming
MATT REYES: lol wut? who's coming?
TREVOR ESTRADA: the techno-necromancers from alpha centauri. a guy i trust told me they want to turn us into slaves
TREVOR ESTRADA: we have to stop them because i'm not fucking bowing down to NO ONE
MATT REYES: you on the stuff we klepped off that douchebag? boss told us not to go near that shit
TREVOR ESTRADA: FUCK the boss. soon i'll become superhuman and i'll crush the boss and the techno-necromaancers from alpha centarui like ANTS
MATT REYES: jesus christ Trev, just sit your ass down and don't do nothing. that shit's dangerous
TREVOR ESTRADA: dont be scared, ive got everythign under control. just gotta connect and ill be shooting lightngin from my fingertisp
TREVOR ESTRADA: when you see lightnign inthe sky its not a storm itll be ME HAHAHAHAHA
TREVOR ESTRADA: you can call me LIGHTNING MAN from now on
MATT REYES: TREV FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DO NOT CONNECT TO ANYTHING