Archived Conversation: Mike Nelson and Tila Vanilla

MIKE NELSON: hey doc, help me out
MIKE NELSON: leg's killing me
MIKE NELSON: I drive a semi, makes it a real pain on the job
TILA VANILLA: not sure what I can do long-distance
TILA VANILLA: what implants you got?
MIKE NELSON: Militech, first-gen
MIKE NELSON: from back in teh war
MIKE NELSON: three bodies on my back and still set a new record in the 100 meter, booyah
MIKE NELSON: but my new Zetatech thigh's actin up
TILA VANILLA: ahhh, well the thigh's not the issue. it's the compatibility
MIKE NELSON: the what?
TILA VANILLA: you got two different softs in there
TILA VANILLA: don't wanna work together
MIKE NELSON: so what do we do?
TILA VANILLA: could get you a new Zetatech implant
TILA VANILLA: cheaper than the military-issue, just as good
MIKE NELSON: ain't got the eddiees for new chrome right now
MIKE NELSON: besides, old ones still workin why I gotta swap it?
MIKE NELSON: better think of somethin else doc
TILA VANILLA: no, you better
TILA VANILLA: you don't got the eds, don't waste my time
MIKE NELSON: fuuuuck that's right
MIKE NELSON: all you care about is cred
MIKE NELSON: couldn't give a rat's ass if I lose my job
TILA VANILLA: hey I gotta make a living too
TILA VANILLA: so don't test me or I'll charge you for a consultation too
MIKE NELSON: fuck you bitch