Archived Conversation: Micah Klein and El Capitan

MICAH KLEIN: well shit capitan
MICAH KLEIN: thanks for the discount
MICAH KLEIN: can’t wait to fire up autofixer
MICAH KLEIN: and use it
EL CAPITAN: better find and fire up that car first
EL CAPITAN: discount’s inside
MICAH KLEIN: be mine in a millisec!
MICAH KLEIN: I got eyes on the car!
EL CAPITAN: I know you see it
EL CAPITAN: cause I see you from the drone
EL CAPITAN: no don’t fucking stare up at the sky
EL CAPITAN: just get in the car
MICAH KLEIN: I don’t see any drone
EL CAPITAN: exactly, you’re not supposed to
EL CAPITAN: just get in the fucking car
MICAH KLEIN: right, getting in
MICAH KLEIN: starting her up
MICAH KLEIN: turning
MICAH KLEIN: on my way
EL CAPITAN: fucking focus on the road
EL CAPITAN: and quit chatting
EL CAPITAN: choom slow down
EL CAPITAN: I said slow down, you’re gonna bust the ride
EL CAPITAN: I need it in one piece
MICAH KLEIN: relax
MICAH KLEIN: I’ll get there faster
EL CAPITAN: SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
EL CAPITAN: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
EL CAPITAN: another gonk bites the dust