Archived Conversation: M0NG and $A$HA
"Archived Conversation: M0NG and $A$HA" – email from Cyberpunk 2077. M0NG: ICE too thick? $A$HA: no, you think? $A$HA: this is Kiroshi we're talking about M0NG: remember when i hacked the Mr. Stud M0NG: and swapped out their slogan on their net page?
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M0NG: ICE too thick?
$A$HA: no, you think?
$A$HA: this is Kiroshi we're talking about
M0NG: remember when i hacked the Mr. Stud
M0NG: and swapped out their slogan on their net page?
$A$HA: i remember
$A$HA: "THRUST TILL IT BUSTS"
M0NG: hehehe
M0NG: Mr. Stud's ICE was also pretty tight
M0NG: a pencil-dick couldn't even fit in there
M0NG: lolol
$A$HA: it's not like i'm saying no
$A$HA: except now we're talkin industrial espionage
$A$HA: their ICE will fry you before you even catch a whiff of their data fortress
$A$HA: unless you some fixer gave you a special ICEpick?
M0NG: nope
M0NG: but i did get blueprints
M0NG: mapped their whole security
$A$HA: you got some kinda plan?
M0NG: i'll go in through the vents
M0NG: and jack into their subnet
M0NG: bypass external security
$A$HA: hmmm i dunno...
$A$HA: sure you won't get spotted?
M0NG: glad you asked. that's where you come in
M0NG: need you send me a daemon
M0NG: to distract them
$A$HA: and what's in it for me?
M0NG: 15%
M0NG: if everything goes to plan
$A$HA: fine
$A$HA: just make sure your synapses don't catch fire
$A$HA: no, you think?
$A$HA: this is Kiroshi we're talking about
M0NG: remember when i hacked the Mr. Stud
M0NG: and swapped out their slogan on their net page?
$A$HA: i remember
$A$HA: "THRUST TILL IT BUSTS"
M0NG: hehehe
M0NG: Mr. Stud's ICE was also pretty tight
M0NG: a pencil-dick couldn't even fit in there
M0NG: lolol
$A$HA: it's not like i'm saying no
$A$HA: except now we're talkin industrial espionage
$A$HA: their ICE will fry you before you even catch a whiff of their data fortress
$A$HA: unless you some fixer gave you a special ICEpick?
M0NG: nope
M0NG: but i did get blueprints
M0NG: mapped their whole security
$A$HA: you got some kinda plan?
M0NG: i'll go in through the vents
M0NG: and jack into their subnet
M0NG: bypass external security
$A$HA: hmmm i dunno...
$A$HA: sure you won't get spotted?
M0NG: glad you asked. that's where you come in
M0NG: need you send me a daemon
M0NG: to distract them
$A$HA: and what's in it for me?
M0NG: 15%
M0NG: if everything goes to plan
$A$HA: fine
$A$HA: just make sure your synapses don't catch fire