Archived Conversation: Lauren Murphy and Artem Melnyk

LAUREN MURPHY: hey artem, heard you can get you hands on a bomb for me
ARTEM MELNYK: you heard right
LAUREN MURPHY: well i need the kind with maximum fuck-shit-up payload
ARTEM MELNYK: can I ask what you are fucking up?
LAUREN MURPHY: a church
ARTEM MELNYK: a church?
LAUREN MURPHY: yeah, a church
ARTEM MELNYK: that one in pacifica?
LAUREN MURPHY: that's the one
LAUREN MURPHY: make the voodoos go boom-booms
LAUREN MURPHY: wait for em to pile in
LAUREN MURPHY: i get on the roof
LAUREN MURPHY: then bust ass outta there
ARTEM MELNYK: how the fuck can you get up the roof?
LAUREN MURPHY: the way one normally gets on a roof
ARTEM MELNYK: why not put the bomb in the church?
ARTEM MELNYK: or below it?
LAUREN MURPHY: uhhh why all the fucking questions?
LAUREN MURPHY: it's a roof bomb, end of discussion
LAUREN MURPHY: make death rain from above!
ARTEM MELNYK: but the building wont collapse
LAUREN MUPRHY: you dont know that
ARTEM MELNYK: yes I do know that
LAUREN MURPHY: just get me the fucking bomb!!
ARTEM MELNYK: you are a stubborn shit