Archived Conversation: John "Butt-Kicker" Aronson and Linda Grace

BUTT-KICKER: you see that??!
BUTT-KICKER: he just got OWNED!
BUTT-KICKER: tell me your drone caught that!
LINDA GRACE: yep, it's all on tape
BUTT-KICKER: NOW GIMME SOMEONE REAL
LINDA GRACE: now hold on
LINDA GRACE: lets not get too excited
LINDA GRACE: that was just one scav
LINDA GRACE: are you hurt?
BUTT-KICKER: eh i'll live
LINDA GRACE: looked like he got you pretty bad
BUTT-KICKER: barely touched me
LINDA GRACE: how about we call it a day john?
LINDA GRACE: we've got training early tomorrow
BUTT-KICKER: alright fine, go to bed
BUTT-KICKER: since you can't even follow me around with an itty-bitty drone
BUTT-KICKER: in the meantime i'll clean up Pacifica
LINDA GRACE: cmon don't be like that
LINDA GRACE: i'm just scared for you
BUTT-KICKER: don't be
BUTT-KICKER: i didn't train my ass off so you could be scared
BUTT-KICKER: i'm not giving up
BUTT-KICKER: someone has to take matters into their own hands
LINDA GRACE: that's why we have the NCPD, Maxtac, corps...
BUTT-KICKER: wow, really?!
BUTT-KICKER: you know what linda?
BUTT-KICKER: you just sit pretty and study hard in your shiny little bubble
BUTT-KICKER: i'm going hunting
LINDA GRACE: john, please, what you're talking about is dangerous...
BUTT-KICKER: you know who's dangerous? that's right! ME!