Archived Conversation: Hoof and Sanders
"Archived Conversation: Hoof and Sanders" – email from Cyberpunk 2077.
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HOOF: today's ur day to clean up after Brick's pet or else the bossman finds out we made a rabid dog out of the corpse he wanted
SANDERS: i swear to fucking god he makes more messes than he cleans up
HOOF: its kinda like having our own trained cougar or some shit
SANDERS: for real, even howls and growls and shit so much I can't sleep. wtf u do that he screams so much?
HOOF: just showed him what happens when u stand up to Royce. It was Dor's idea to strip out his old chrome. plus we beat his face like it was a fuckin skeef-filled pinata. Can't really talk no more, just howls like the traitor bitch he is. But that means you gotta grab the mop and clean up all them fleshy bits and blood he leaves lyin around after dealing with our problem customers. Gonna stink it up in here soon and scare off all the eddies
SANDERS: then get em inside and away from the fucking trash cans already. ain't complicated
SANDERS: i swear to fucking god he makes more messes than he cleans up
HOOF: its kinda like having our own trained cougar or some shit
SANDERS: for real, even howls and growls and shit so much I can't sleep. wtf u do that he screams so much?
HOOF: just showed him what happens when u stand up to Royce. It was Dor's idea to strip out his old chrome. plus we beat his face like it was a fuckin skeef-filled pinata. Can't really talk no more, just howls like the traitor bitch he is. But that means you gotta grab the mop and clean up all them fleshy bits and blood he leaves lyin around after dealing with our problem customers. Gonna stink it up in here soon and scare off all the eddies
SANDERS: then get em inside and away from the fucking trash cans already. ain't complicated
